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Did wonder but she is holding the teapot I think - because no other hand could be doing it ...

Those on FB will have seen this, possibly if you are a friend, but for the benefit of a wider audience (and some skinnier ones as well):01::01: I attach pictures showing the newly refurbished long workbench down in the subterranean depths ...

Never saw this sequel. Often they do not work as well as the original. One I can think of is "Going straight" following the adventures of Fletcher on his release from prison - never quite captured that same spirit. Thinking about it though the best sitcoms ar where two or three people are shut...

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. One day her friend stopped her and -- noticing her well long, groomed nails --...

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks...

The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better during the week.

A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $100, she was outraged. "I only pay 70 bucks for my own haircut!" she said. The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?"

The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles as a fund raiser. One ambitious but nervous young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced woman came to the door: She: "What do you want, Sonny?" He: "D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m-ma'am?" She: "Well! Do I look like the...

This guy had a problem of oversleeping. He was always late for work, and his boss was getting mad. So he went to the doctor and got some pills that were supposed to help. That night he slept well and woke up even before the alarm! He had a leisurely breakfast and drove happily to work. "Boss"...

There's a very effective new pasta diet: You just walk pasta bakery without stopping, walk pasta candy store without stopping, walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping...

And this lot are not doctors but professions supplementary to medicine The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.

And yet more doctors stated ... The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The radiologists could see right through it. The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The cardiologists didn't have...

More doctors said ... The orthopedists issued a joint resolution. The pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" The pediatricians said, "Grow up." The proctologists said, "We are in arrears." The psychiatrists thought it was madness.

Doctors were asked to contribute ideas for the development of a new hospital wing ... The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The obstetricians stated they were...

THE HOKEY POKEY, SHAKESPEAREAN STYLE O proud left foot, that ventures quick within, Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A...

Is that view or is that a view?

meant to add above that I tend to concur with Terry above that there is a financial advantage envisaged by BBC

Actually part from 2013 the flooding here has been error on the part of people operating dams or not repairing walls. @013 was rising water table. reasons are partly increased temperature, but also where developers upstream and down stream have built on the flood plains thus removing natural...

Glad i have an extensive set of DVDs - really need to remove Tc capability. hardly bother these days. There is so much writing on the screen and mine is too small to read it (15" I think) so cannot navigate around. bring back revolving discs and John Logie Baird I say!!!;);)

Forgot to add that some rolling stock whilst of limited service value may be rare, or have particular significance for the area and thus needs to be kept as well as, occasionally, who owns it. A lot of the stock belongs to individuals or consortia not always the heritage railway itself. Absolute...