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Knock Knock Who's there? Holly Holly who? Holly-days are here again!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party? Freeze a jolly good fellow

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree? A pineapple

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit

Eli

Thank you Emma - hope you enjoyed your binge.

Have to agree, fine series. What is scary is that the truth in governmental services was a lot nearer to the depiction than you might realise. There wasa lot of manipulation and careful handling of material that allowed the process to continue unaltereed despite those who thought they ran the...

Can you still get blood and stomach pills? Made in Burnely so surprising that they were popular in Yorkshire ...

Sad to see, no more bike rides with a back like that ....

A number of previous threads have tried to elicit such an answer and regretfully it has always been inconclusive. We just do not know and can only guess. So knee scabs would be quite revolting and no more unlikely than anything else I have seen suggested. Sometimes we have to live with...

I think he did, sadly not to be unopened again. So memories to savour as indicated above ...

A doctor said to his car mechanic, "You charge more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, Doc, but you have always the same model; it hasn't changed since Adam. We have to keep up to date with new models coming every year."

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $325,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would...

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.