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Somebody reports seeing a TIGER ,already we have 15 sightings:confused2:

MRS Pegden:mad:

Forget my previous post. THEY RE BACK ! Making good the hole?To remark about a post I did months ago, all got ear defenders anywhere except over their ears !:fp:

I was woken up yesterday by men (Severn Trent ) digging a hole outside my block on a busy junction. . They dug down to the water pipes and spent some time on them.Approximately 2 and a half hours later they filled in the hole and went. I assumed they were off for an early lunch. They set up...

Not an offer of marriage! An offer of a GARAGE !:37:

I had the"Parazone layer in mind but could not remember the episode :confused2::eyesroll:

OR CODFANGLERS :fp:

JAWS ??:confused2:

ANTHER CHEESY JOKE ................. How do you approach an angry cheese ?? CAERPHILLY !:fp:

S' all gobbledygook to me old friend !:frown2:

Where can you buy second hand cheese ??..............BRIE-BAY " :08:

Der now let me see ???:fp::eyesroll:

Taffy my WELSH ferret !;)

It told me the time in Tokyo ,which I found incredibly USEFUL ,but one dose of ferret pee at sea level and Tokyo stopped broadcasting ! :02:

To throw a Spaniard in the works (in the words of John Lennon), Rick . Does n' t the Mad Hatter sing "VERY MERRY UN-BIRTHDAY " when they entertain Alice in WALT DISNEY'S film ?? :fp:

OLD ONE..................Some body keeps adding soil to my allotment ? The plot thickens !!:fp:

Having a QUIET moment,Just catching a passing thought !:08:

What about when Wesley is being dragged off " shoppin in 'uddersfield !"" He finishes covered in oil when the Corporation bus breaks down, so he mends"it,:fp:

Nothing EXCERCISES you like a brisk route march !:geek2::eyesroll:

Next time you go for BICYCLE wheels, BRING BICYCLE wheels !