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  1. George

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    I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. "Well this changes everything"
  2. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    Over the last 10 years or so I seem to have lost interest in music.I used to like metal with Guns n Roses were my favourite band. I'm hoping to get back to watercolour painting.I wasn't very good but I did enjoy it and I once sold a picture I did for a fiver.
  3. George

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    "Where did you get your new hearing aid?" "Yesterday"
  4. George

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    Glass coffins the next craze? Remains to be seen.
  5. George

    Pictures from our holiday in Holmfirth.

    Lovely.I hope you enjoyed it
  6. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    Hi Terry,yes I like The Big Bang Theory.I loved some of the old shows like MASH and Taxi.
  7. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    I will watch 'The Gift' thanks for the recommendation. I loved First of the Summer Wine and among my favourite comedy shows are I Didn't Know You Cared,Open All Hours,Red Dwarf and I enjoyed a series with Timothy West called 'Brass'
  8. George

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    Do you ever have that nightmare where someone is chasing you?" I asked. "No, that doesn't worry me at all." replied Usain Bolt.
  9. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    Thank you for asking I'm happy to answer any questions I can. Yes I love the first 2 series in fact I would say Blamire was my favourite 3rd man. It took a little while to get used to Brian Wilde in LOTSW after he was in Porridge but he seemed to fit in well with the other two characters...
  10. George

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    I saw forty old ladies whizzing down the road on their mobility scooters ,then it struck me; today is the Gran National.
  11. George

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    I called 999 for an ambulance today. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the operator. "My wife stubbed her toe on the coffee table" I replied "And you want an ambulance for that?" he laughed. I said, "No, it's for me, I shouldn't have laughed."
  12. George

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    The only cake I don't like is stomach ache.
  13. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    She does like the show but I may have sickened her of it because I watch it every day.Bless her she doesn't complain.
  14. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    I have a few of the pins and I'll get round to the other stuff in future Darren.I like the idea of still having things to collect over the next few years. My pride and joy though are my autographs which I am still adding to all the time. I hope you manage to get the things you need eventually.
  15. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    I am hooked on collecting Summer Wine stuff Darren,I have the Danbury mint figures and Jane Hart scenes.I have all the books,mags etc and I have the autographs of 212 actors and extras from the show.I also have a few scripts and other bits and bobs
  16. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    I love The old comedy legends of the 20's and 30's,especially Laurel and Hardy. I also love Morecambe and Wise
  17. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    That's like asking a magician how he performs a trick. Seriously though John I trawl the internet and if a joke is clean and makes me laugh I share it.I'm proud to say that every now and again I make one up myself. I love the idea of making people smile.
  18. George

    April 2014 Ask George

    Really difficult question Darren but I think at the present time I'm really enjoying 'Inventor of the 40 foot ferret'
  19. George

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    After a night's heavy drinking I found I couldn't get my TV to work. So I got a bus instead.
  20. George

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    I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm gonna ask them where they are going and hook up with them later.
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