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I think it would be Compo.My wife says I get away with murder because of my cheek,so i think I'd fit into the character.

Hiya Darren,hope you're okay mate Not counting the 3 main characters,I think I would have to pick Wally.Such a wonderful character brilliantly played by Joe Gladwin.He always made me smile.....brilliant.

Yes I have emphysema.When I was in hospital in January the consultant I saw was talking about the possibility of a lung transplant.I see him on Monday.Maybe I'll find out more.

I hope not Dick.I rarely go out but I have a couple of hospital visits in the next few days so we'll see.Hope you're coping okay

Good question I'm actually a very shy person so I think it's just a mask I hide behind. I wish I was like Compo but I'm more like Cleggy Thank you for the question

I don't know about changing actors,but I think there were some characters who seemed superfluous and didn't need to be there,Nelly,Morton and Toby spring to mind .

Some bloke just did an April Fools prank on me. Jokes on him though, as April Fools Day isn't until May this year. My wife told me this morning.

Somebody rich and with working lungs. Seriously though,as long as my wife stayed the same person (Adrienne),anybody.

Yes I was hooked right from the beginning. My favouryte moment is the scene in the barn from 'Inventor of the 40 foot ferret' Compo "If I had a match I could light me fag......if I had a fag"

"A sharp decline in the number of mating owls has been blamed on the exceptionally wet winter " I guess it's too wet to woo.

Someone recently asked me, "What blood type are you?".. I said , "The red runny type".

My boss has been hard at work all day. I slipped a Viagra in his coffee first thing this morning.

Why does Mo Farah spend hours and hours training every day? To save time in the long run.

I had a Star Wars marathon last night. I switched on the telly, and The Phantom Menace was on. So I went for a 26-mile run instead.

Two blokes in the pub are argueing about who's the biggest liar. One says to the other, "I went over the Niagara Falls in a wheelbarrow last week." The other says, "I know, I saw you."

Happy birthday Babs

My mate was working at a Royal Mail sorting office when a huge rack holding boxes of stamps collapsed and fell on him. He was philately injured.

Do you believe in ghosts?

My mate said to the doctor, "I'm worried as whenever I go to visit my mother she gets my name wrong." He looked up at him sympathetically and asked, "Is it Alzheimer's?" He looked back at him in disgust and replied, "No, It's Steve."

Happy Birthday