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I agree with Ferret...Shooting Stars had Vic and Bob at their maniacal best !!!......it tickles me every time I think about the contestants all cooing and moving their hands skywards to try attract "THE DOVE FROM ABOVE"...pure lunacy !!. x!

Aunty's "riding simulator" in "The Pony Set".......okay...can I have half a point because it was a wooden horse ?????

I concur with my American friend !!! [CODFANGLERS !!!]..... "Mysterious Feet" is the perfect episode.....from the pub scene "I'M WRONG AGE FOR GOING STERILE"....to the "pigeon scene"....."IV'E RAISED HER FROM AN EGG !!!...SHE'S MY PIGEON !!!".....to our scruffy hero's face contorted with lust...

Just call me the "Scouse Yaz".....coz "THE ONLY WAY IS UP BAYYYYBEEEEE !!!!!!"......infact...."WER'E GONNA WIN DA LEEEEEEGUE !!!!!". X!

YOU ARE OUR FORUM !!, OUR ONLY FORUM !!, YOU MAKE US HAPPY !!, WHEN SKIES ARE GREY !!, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW JUST !!, HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU !!, SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR FORUM AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!. X!

"My wife shrinks my underpants !!"... " You mean they shrunk in the wash "... "No.....I mean my wife shrinks my underpants !!!"... " Why would she do that ?".... " It's deepy Freudian......I don't want to into that !!!"... "Are they jockey shorts ?"... " They are now !!!!!".....then the pair see...

Only Fools [especially the "Jolly Boys","Dates" and"Yuppie Love" era and onwards] Still Game. Auf Wiedersehen Pet [specifically series 2...the greatest series I have EVER seen on any comedy/drama.......perfection] Father Ted. Rab C Nesbitt. Young Ones. On The Buses. Whatever happened to the...

SMILER : "WELL...EEEEZ TALE AND 'ANSOME !!!!"... IVY : " WHAT DO I WANT TALL AND 'ANSOME \AT MY AGE.....UNLESS HE CAN WALLPAPER A CEILING !!!!"

As our scruffy hero said as Cleggy was ironing his tie/belt and he was perusing which horse to lose money on.........."THERE'S A LOT OF WEAR IN A TIE !!!!"

I thought Bobby was an excellent [mini] addition to our show.......he brought a manic madness to both his Swan Man and his Escapologist roles !!!.....it is such a shame Roy did not use him more. You could see a genuine bond with the other actors....and you could see he absolutely loved being...

And he played the very nervous home security man who came to measure up for a security alarm when Richard forget their wedding anniversary in another one of " our Roy's" genius programmes..."keeping up appearances" !!!!....remember...she made him take his shoes off...and he ran to his car with...

"VOT IZ YOUR NAME ??". "DON'T TELL HIM PIKE !!".

Our scruffy hero when he swapped clothes with Wally so Wally and Eli could have a swift bevvy....."WALLY BATTY...THAT'S WHO IT IS !!!" exclaimed Eli outside the White Horse as Wally approached on his motorbike. Comp then "became" Wally and hung up Nora's new "top quality" clothes line,because as...

" OH NO !!!...IT'S PEARL IN A SUBMARINE !!!!". "HAPPY BOXING DAY IVY". "AND A WAY OF DRESSING WOUNDS WITH SPIDERS WEBS". "I WISH I HAD A POUND FOR EVERY JAP I HAVE SHOT OUT OF A TREE....AT LEAST I THOUGHT THEY WERE JAPS...THEY COULD HAVE BEEN WORKERS FOR THE BURMESE TELEPHONE COMPANY". "WHY...

The greatest man who fooled millions for 3 decades was Bill Owen [a.k.a. our favourite scuffy urchin !!!]......EVERY single person who has ever watched our show would think he was a born and bred wooly hat wearing,ferret breeding,chain smoking,women chasing Yorkshireman......until that horrific...

My favourite "I think we've really cracked it this time" moment is when our 2 love birds are in the boat....on the riverbank....dressed as fishermen.....Howard has a fiendish plan to go nightfishing....when he eventually summons up the courage to handle maggots.....Marina consumed with passion...

MY GEORDIE BROTHER !!!.......the really corrupt thing about it all is that the £19.50 million we lost was money spent on the new ground...not players....so we had no sporting advantage [unlike certain other teams]. It's the same with the Toon....Sky DO NOT WANT YOU TO BREAK INTO THE "SKY6"...

I am just popping the cork on my 3rd bottle of champers because Jurgen Klopp has just announced he will be leaving "THEM" at the end of the season !!!!. Being a Moody Blue and not even having Tomato Sause in my house because of the colour you can imagine my glee !!!.....however...in my City...

MAJOR CLAIM TO CLAIM FOLKS !!!!!........ Ringo Starr's mum [Elsie] used to baby sit me when I was a baby !!!!!. Elsie was great friend's with my gran [who brought me up]. She lived on 1 side of Park Road Dingle [Madryn Street] and we lived on the other side [Eridge Street]. She would have been...

Talking of "shrivellers"...remember Compo in the cafe when Cleggy put those milkbottle bottle thick glasses on him....and he did an amazing BLINK....Cleggy challenged him to repeat the feat to which our scruffy hero replied " DO YOU WANT THE ECONOMY OR THE SUPER BLINK ?"......Cleggy left it up...