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In "Adopted by a stray" when Mr.Broardbent [or Mr.Broadstairs as Compo called him !!!] said he wanted to find "the wilderness" he stated that it had to be somewhere empty with just wildlife.......to which Cleggy answered "SOUNDS LIKE LIVERPOOL !!!!!!!". Being a proud resident of that wonderful...

"YOUV'E A FINE MIND MISS MOODY"...... "I THINK LIKE YOU MR.WAINWRIGHT"...... "ELLIOT'S WASTELAND IS DEPRESSINGLY REAL" "I KNOW....I CAN'T BELIEVE THE COUNCIL HAVEN'T SLAPPED A COMPULSARY PURCHASE ON IT !!!!!" X!

Pearl did a bird impression when she "persuaded" Howard to help her clean Cleggy's house while he was out....."i'Il go TWEET,TWEET,TWEET".....then when he silently mouthed "tweet tweet tweet" his little face contorted with anger she seemed to do a loud "SQUAWK !!!!" to which he sprung into...

She charged the lady who thought her husband was looking for more than earthquakes 30 bob for the hire of a bicycle at the "winter rate" which included the free hire of a waterproof hat...she actually complemented the lady [believe it or not !!!!]....she said " I SEE YOU KNOW THE VALUE OF A...

It was "Rip" who got petrified by the "old breed" that Billy had hiding in the bushes in the park that Billy called Dino......which was infact the Dinosaur that Barry won.....that Glenda would not let him keep.....that became Marina's birthday prezzy,,,,,which then became Pearl's birthday prezzy...

I remember Clegg getting all nostalgic and dewy eyed when he described one of his most placid lovely relationships was with his goldfish. X!

Eventually.....Nora allowed Wally to keep his "wild whippet". X!

BUTTER PATTER !!!!!.......the role was mothballed simply because no one could compare to West Yorkshire's premier butter patter.....SMILER !!!!.

Just incase anyone is unfamiliar with those words of wisdom above they come from the very legendary song that The Captain and Barry are becoming obsessed with !!!!.......the super crooner Russ "Hobbo" Abbot !!! x!

"Well wer'e at the dancin' party....and your out there havin' fun.....and your girl is there beside you....and you feel like number one...so get yer body moovin'....'cause tonight has just begun !!!!!!!".............BOB DYLAN EAT YOUR HEART OUT !!!!!. X!

My claim to fame [ish]......A mate of mine lived 2 DOORS DOWN from Arkwright's shop in Balby, Doncaster !!!!. Although he was Yorkshire born and bred he watched Everton [ I know.....he should have known better and we both deserve sympathy]. I used to stay at his home sometimes....and nip down to...

The "passing of the balloons" is comedy gold......I don't know how many takes it took [if that is proper English ???] but you can see the four of them genuinely having a ball !!!.....the laughter is real !!!. X!

POINT OF ORDER MISTER CHARMAN !!!!!.........No series in the history of television deserves fanatics like our GLOBAL FAMILY OF BARMPOTS !!!!!!. No matter how wonderful KUA and OAH are [and they are !!] they don't compare to decades of perfection from OUR show. Our fanbase is a global...

Adultery ?????......they never even gave each other a peck on the cheek....never mind a snog !!!!. Anyway,Pearl was fully aware of Howard's "straying"......remember when she replied to Glenda that it was a fine balance....if she didn't let it go so far it would mean he would be under her feet...

FERRET !!!!...I love 10000 Maniacs...."the wishing chair" and the Unbelievable "In My Tribe" !!!... I saw them at the Manchester Apollo when they toured "The Wishing Chair"......she was so young but had us all in the palm of her hand !!!. I was SO LUCKY be at "the Big Day" in Glasgow......and...

What I find absolutely mind blowing [but perfectly understandable !!!] is that a series set in a small West Yorkshire village which started on 4-1-73,and finished on 29-8-10 attracts barmpots from each corner of the globe !!!.......we join......we post.....we make new lifelong friends....it is...

For a long long long time I have watched "Crums" and "What's Santa bought for Nora then ?" on Christmas Eve evening......in bed !!!!. It makes me drift off into a wonderful festive Summerwineland sleep.....and I awake on Christmas morning.......and watch "Crums" again !!!!....[sad but true...

SPOT ON BARRY !!!!!!........A real fun festive episode !!!!!. x!

There is only one person we can thank for sorting that terrible mess out.......our "trained killer" with his BLEEPER !!!!!!!. X!

Everytime I looked at the wonderful Trevor Peacock playing Captain Zero so perfectly I expected him to exclaim........"NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,YES"........or "YES,YES,YES,YES,NO"..a la Vicar of Dibley !!!!! X!