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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A bossy man walked into a bar and ordered everyone around !:08:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    She says I'M INCOMPATIBLE with modern kitchen surfaces !:(
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    HE'S coming! Who is ?.............Its HOWARD !:eek2:
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    The King and Queen

    Same episode , the guy comes in and Ivy is in full flow. He says during a lull , "yours" Sid says yes. The guy says "wouldnt it be easier to cut your throat"? ...............................That is when Sid comes out with his Barley Wines remark:eek2:
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    Wire Length

    I have a re-chargable hoover and the power unit has to be on the work-top almost alongside the plug that I am re-charging from ! :eek2: 8 0r 9 inches if you are lucky !
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    You've got to help me ESCAPE Cleggy I'm going stir crazy !:frown2:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    You are the CHOSEN one !:eek2::geek2:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Its good coming here for a haircut, the rest of them do TeaZy -weaZys :eyesroll:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    This is BarrY, he does things with YOGURT !:42:
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    I sacked my tailor the other day ! Fine!" he said "suit yourself !" :08:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    UNDER the rug !!o_O
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    You'd be SURPRISED at what I got for SEVEN p this morning ! ;)
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    I've been trying to lose weight, it keeps finding me again !:confused2::eyesroll:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    I'll just mosey over and see my NEIGHBOUR !:42::36:
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    Aunties Prices #3

    The door knob she "sold " to CLEGGY !
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Keep 'em regular! Something that acts like a DRAIN cleaner:20:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    CAN I COME in??....................................I've just CLEANED this floor !!:31:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Took a medical team to free him from that ZIP:eyesroll:
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    YESTERDAY was favours !:20:
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    Football Fan ???

    It was originally called WOOLWICH ARSENAL Shortened over the years to Arsenal. Woolwich being the district of London where it was based.:)
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