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And........"STOP USING THE SAUCER !!!......THAT IS WHAT I AM FOR !!!!!!"...for our scruffy hero !!!! X!

It should be an "Edie special cup"......specifically for Glenda. When she finishes her drink she looks into the cup and sees "YOUV'E DRANK YOUR COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!". X!

The absolute "HOLY TRINITY OF TWITS".......If there was an Olympic medal for "twittery" our favourite trio would all be on the podiums !!....GOLD,SILVER AND BRONZE !!!!.....with Foggy saluting and crying as they played The National Anthem !!! X!

Visual Prozac.......it simply soothes the soul. X!

Maltrab.....I absolutely concur with you. To see such a wonderful vibrant healthy happy genius of an actor deteriorate in front of your eyes is such a painful experience and has stayed with me. I never watch any of the trilogy and to be honest I struggle watching the episodes just prior to...

I can just see it now......Foggy......with his railway cap on his head......waving his flag....standing on the bridge shouting "THAT'S NOT DIESEL.....THAT'S STEAM !!!!"............and our scruffy hero replying "THAT'S NOT STEAM.....THAT'S BRICKS !!!!!!" x!

It was a Christmas tradition for Auntie !!!...it's a pity Seymour,Cleggy and Compo thought they were getting a lovely liqour instead of the dreaded Castor Oil !!!!. X!

"SICILY"....named [as Cleggy declared] "after a large island in the Med"......was a BIIIIIIIIIIG drinker !!!!. X!

I still lie awake at night worrying about what happened to all those frozen chicken kyivs !!!!! !!!!!!. X!

For the first time in a very long time I am truly lost for words that no one agrees with my opinion of "the gruesome twosome"[ Casey and Woods]......still.....it takes all sorts etc...etc... So..... I am asking someone in my wonderful Summerwine family to give me reasons to change my mind. X...

AND ANOTHER TWO.......James Casey/Eli Woods....in my [very] humble opinion contributed absolutely nothing to our show as a double act......[I have no issues with James as the landlord when Howard had his terrible "orange three piece" on.....shorts...top and baseball cap !!]....it's just those...

Auntie had his boot !!!!......they would have caught him if it had not come off !!!!.....APPARENTLY !!! X!

CAPTAIN !!!!!.....CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PEOPLES CLUB ....THE REAL CLUB OF LIVERPOOL !!!!!!....I thought you were absolutely amazing !!!. I was in Glasgow for the Celtic/Rangers game.....and I was filling up when I saw the joy and tears on the faces of your wonderful supporters. You took over...

Two more "Howard classics"...... "Don't go changing.....I like you just the way you are {because he knows she is going out in Mrs Avery's minibus}.....and Mrs Avery was right....THE UNIFORM WAS TOO SMALL !!!!.....and..... "Your a lot like yer mother"...said with a grimace through gritted teeth...

"Garlic !!!....I thought that was for vampires !!!"...... "Have yer checked yer neck lately ?". "WRONG !!....it's a lovely day for scraping the wallpaper off in the spare bedroom !!!"... "But it's really stuck on !!!!"..... "WELL GET REALLY STUCK IN !!!!!!!!!!"

He is the coolest hombre EVER [apart from Sid] in the Sergio Leone trilogy !!!!!........ONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DUDE !!!!!!!. X!

"YER NOT SCARED OF OLD LADIES ARE YOU ?"... "NO...........JUST THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!".

"IF WYATT EARP CAN HAVE A PEARL HANDLED REVOLVER I CAN HAVE A FEW FLOWERS ON ME TRUNCH !!!!!". "I JUST FANCY A NICE STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE....MADE WITH CARING HANDS"..... "DOESN'T YOUR WIFE CARE ?"...... "SHE CARES.....IT IS JUST THAT SHE IS DEAD DUFF AT STEAK AND KIDNEY !!!!!".

"IS YOUR WIFE STILL LEARNING SPANISH ?"...... "IV'E HAD PAELLA THREE TIMES THIS WEEK !!!!"... "IT'S ALRIGHT IS PAELLA"...... "FOR BREAKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!". X!

"I'M CAPTAIN ZERO....THE HUMAN CANNONBALL !!!!!"..... " WELL WER'E PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON !!!!!!!!"...... ONE OF OUR DYNAMIC DUO'S GREATEST ONE LINERS !!!!. X!.