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    A shirt for our Desmond

    The number 1 "Nora and Wally shopping moment"....... "DO YOU LIKE IT ?"...... "DO YOU CARE ?"... "OF COURSE I CARE,I AM NOT GOING TO WEAR ANYTHING THAT MY HUSBAND DOES'NT LIKE !!" "WELL THINK ON".... "DOOOOO YOOOOO LIKE IT ?" "I HAAAAAAAATE IT"....followed by an assault by Nora [Wally's whippet...
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    Out of service

    Maltrab !!!!!....if I catch a bad case of "post traumatic Summerwine syndrome" due to lack of access to our wonderful site the fault will lie at the door of your office !!!!!!. X!
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    Classic bags of Crisps that are no more

    Brannigans roast beef and mustard in the brown paper bag !!!!.....they were a thing of beauty !!!!.....proper crisps which were that strong they took the lining off the roof of your mouth......AND Worcester Sauce flavoured Twiglets !!!!!...mega strong and full of flavour !!!!. X!
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    RIP Shane McGowan

    A flawed genuis.......may God rest his soul. I recommend EVERYONE read his book " A drink with Shane McGowan." It is basically his then girlfriend talking to him his life,his belief,his politics,his friends,his enemies......it is one of the best books I have ever read.....it is impossible to put...
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    Name episodes that Compo was Singing in

    "Crack,crack goes the whip I whistle as I sing".......followed by a finale of Compo strumming an imaginary guitar as he sings "oh umpa,umpa........."whilst relaxing on his comfy bed of hay on the back of the wagon !!!
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    Name episodes that Compo was Singing in

    Our favourite Headmaster crooned "Come into the garden Maud" and "How many gentle flowers grow in an English country garden"....AND he got a nice surprise from a "gentleman in riding gear" [to quote Nora !!!!]......a coin or two in his hat !!!...which he placed very quickly into his top pocket...
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    Has LOSW helped during bad times

    I think in the wicked world we live in,where greed and power are king more and more people may seek the comfort blanket parallel universe of Summer Wine. I have described it previously as "visual prozac"...but that does not go far enough to be honest. In the words of the famous song..."IT MAKES...
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    "Here he comes.......MAN WITH STEEL FINGERS"

    Roger....AS ALWAYS...you astound me !!!!!. You are an absolute Summerwine family LEGEND !!!!!!. You have a "Summerwine MEGA BRAIN !!!" X!
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    "Here he comes.......MAN WITH STEEL FINGERS"

    Know we all know that our resident "trained killer" was absolutely worshipped by the natives ["only little fellas they were"]. They would have followed him anywhere and he was even offered the Chief's daughter ["oh....beautiful she was...beautiful]. He was admired that much that his squadron of...
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    What episodes do you skip over? Or, what parts of the episode do you skip?

    Eli's Coming.......what about a frozen dead ferret in a potato waffle box ?????. His previous owner must have been very kind to him because he asked Hobbo,Alvin and Entwistle to bury him in the local Churchyard !!. I think Cleggy was the person most close to nature......just look how excited he...
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    Sids Cafe saved from closure

    I am truly lost for words.....somebody who actually works for the council must have been considering closing the centre of our universe !!!......surely the people in power must realise just how much revenue OUR SHOW brings to the local economy ?????..... They should check the numerous CCTV...
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    Are you ready Wally?

    .............."PASS"...... Compo's face when Foggy is describing Nora in her nighty is absolute comedy gold !!!..... "OOOOOHH I CAN'T STAND IIIIIT !!!!!".
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    Visual Gags

    Captain !!!!....I could tell you some stories !!!...[unfortunately the majority of them would have me under lock and key]......we used to get the Guinness ships directly from Dublin...when she'd berthed the captain would tell us we could have as much as we wanted !!!....so....every container no...
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    Look who it is. Its Wally Batty

    I think that when he entered the cafe and exclaimed that Nora has ordered him to go to a furniture auction/sale [ although as he stressed he would "rather be with me pigeons !!!!"] Wally thought..."right...I will teach her !!!"....and instead of going to the auction he travelled a bit further...
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    Local knowledge

    NONE FOR ME.....TWO FOR "DAISY" !!!!!!.
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    Local knowledge

    GET A DOG !!!!!......WE CAN'T LIVE ON CATFOOD !!!!!
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    Still nothing..

    Never mind those East German and Russian shot putters and Javelin throwers !!!......those "big fine lasses" from Yorkshire would have won the Gold Medal for Arm Wrestling at every Olympic Games !!!....and forget "God save our King" !!!....let's have "OUR TUNE" blasting from the loud speakers...
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    Still nothing..

    I have been thinking......our Smiler had no luck with Hermione or Bessy.....and didn't they both beat him at arm wrestling ?........and it seems to me that arm wrestling was a popular pastime between the sexes in our favourite place.......Nora beat Wally's Dad and the two "show girls" who Auntie...
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    Bad Weather

    I have just come inside.....I have been standing on the Quay.....supervising the discharge of a vessel.....the rain has been dripping off my shnozzer since 6am !!!...the wind is that strong we had to stop discharging because the crane was wobbling !!!...I am drenched down to my fancy boxer...
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    Howard and the Missing Pearl

    I don't think our velvet tongued lothario had got to grips with the "physical side" Maltrab !!!.......because he showed her that picture on THEIR HONEYMOON !!!.
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