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For the first time in a very long time I am truly lost for words that no one agrees with my opinion of "the gruesome twosome"[ Casey and Woods]......still.....it takes all sorts etc...etc... So..... I am asking someone in my wonderful Summerwine family to give me reasons to change my mind. X...

AND ANOTHER TWO.......James Casey/Eli Woods....in my [very] humble opinion contributed absolutely nothing to our show as a double act......[I have no issues with James as the landlord when Howard had his terrible "orange three piece" on.....shorts...top and baseball cap !!]....it's just those...

Auntie had his boot !!!!......they would have caught him if it had not come off !!!!.....APPARENTLY !!! X!

CAPTAIN !!!!!.....CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PEOPLES CLUB ....THE REAL CLUB OF LIVERPOOL !!!!!!....I thought you were absolutely amazing !!!. I was in Glasgow for the Celtic/Rangers game.....and I was filling up when I saw the joy and tears on the faces of your wonderful supporters. You took over...

Two more "Howard classics"...... "Don't go changing.....I like you just the way you are {because he knows she is going out in Mrs Avery's minibus}.....and Mrs Avery was right....THE UNIFORM WAS TOO SMALL !!!!.....and..... "Your a lot like yer mother"...said with a grimace through gritted teeth...

"Garlic !!!....I thought that was for vampires !!!"...... "Have yer checked yer neck lately ?". "WRONG !!....it's a lovely day for scraping the wallpaper off in the spare bedroom !!!"... "But it's really stuck on !!!!"..... "WELL GET REALLY STUCK IN !!!!!!!!!!"

He is the coolest hombre EVER [apart from Sid] in the Sergio Leone trilogy !!!!!........ONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DUDE !!!!!!!. X!

"YER NOT SCARED OF OLD LADIES ARE YOU ?"... "NO...........JUST THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!".

"IF WYATT EARP CAN HAVE A PEARL HANDLED REVOLVER I CAN HAVE A FEW FLOWERS ON ME TRUNCH !!!!!". "I JUST FANCY A NICE STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE....MADE WITH CARING HANDS"..... "DOESN'T YOUR WIFE CARE ?"...... "SHE CARES.....IT IS JUST THAT SHE IS DEAD DUFF AT STEAK AND KIDNEY !!!!!".

"IS YOUR WIFE STILL LEARNING SPANISH ?"...... "IV'E HAD PAELLA THREE TIMES THIS WEEK !!!!"... "IT'S ALRIGHT IS PAELLA"...... "FOR BREAKFAST !!!!!!!!!!!!". X!

"I'M CAPTAIN ZERO....THE HUMAN CANNONBALL !!!!!"..... " WELL WER'E PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON !!!!!!!!"...... ONE OF OUR DYNAMIC DUO'S GREATEST ONE LINERS !!!!. X!.

That's where you get HARD SKIN from.......just ask Cleggy !!!!!. X!

In a world filled with chaos your life changing,life affirming wonderful forum gives us like minded souls a place of peace,humour,laughter and most importantly...A REAL SENSE OF BELONGING. We are here for EACH OTHER.......no matter how bad our lives seem we know we can come here and we will...

You have been sadly missed my Scottish brother !!!!......I have been lying awake at night puzzling over questions that only the "SUMMERWINE GEEEEEENIUS" can answer.......you are like the Caledonian Roy Clarke !!!......and we all love you dearly for it !!!. X!

"ZE HUMAN FLY STICKS TO ANY SURFACE !!!!!". X!

In the immortal words of a Scouse Tina Turner !!!....."SIMPLY THE BEST....BETTER THAN ALL THE REST !!!!!". X!

If you all remember our "scruffy little hero" "LIKED A BIT OF BLOOD !!!!".....[he then explained me meant BLACK PUDDIN' !!!]......when "Florence Nightingale Dewhurst" started to get all squeamish at the thought of a motorist covered in the red stuff in the wonderful episode "In the service of...

Firstly [and most importantly] my Geordie mate....CONGRATULATIONS ON REACHING WEMBLEY !!!!!!......now you must do yer 'arld Scouse docker mate a BIIIIIIIIIG FAVOUR.......and beat those dirty stinkin' reds !!!!!. I love Edie's "drink yer coffee"....and Alvin's "direct descendant".......it's just...

I often wonder how [and why] our hero Mr.Clarke wrote Hobbo's famous "THE WHEEL !!!....THE WHEEL!!!...IS MY FOOT ON THE WHEEL ????" running gag ?.........it was the last series equivalent of "I AM A DIRECT DECENDANT OF ROBIN HOOD......ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE....SHE WAS A BRISTOW !!!...[if I had a...

In the [in my humble opinion] greatest ever episode....1989's "JOLLY BOYS OUTING".....when he is asked what a female swan is called at the beginning of their game of "trivial pursuit" at Cassandra's dinner party..[to impress her horrible boss from "the bank"]......Albert says "three...