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What about the frilly sexy black nighty that Compo robbed off Howard....and presented to her in front of EVERYONE !!!!!......SWIT SWOOOOO !!!!!. X!

" IT'S FRIGHTENING.....AND HIS SCARS NOT MUCH BETTER !!!!"......the wonderful actor who plays "old Edgar" has a wonderful voice !!!....I especially like it when he says..."they are not sending me home are they ?".......and "another pair of glasses yer daft begger !!"........you can really see...

Isn't it both wonderful and funny that all of us "Summerwine family members" have such varied tastes.......I cannot watch "Big Day" in it's entirety.....it just does not "do it for me".....It is probably my least favourite "special"......but hey !!!....IT TAKES ALSORTS TO MAKE OUR WONDERFUL...

Because Michael Aldridge was the glue that brought everyone together after the demise of Brian Wilde I think that "Uncle Of The Bride" was [nearly] perfection....and all the cast members seemed to be having a really good time......everyone seemed "together"....and Roy's writing was exceptional...

What is brilliant about the scene in the Grotto is when "The Good Fairy" whispers in Santa's ear what she would like as a Christmas wish......Santa grins and states " that would be my Christmas wish too !!!!"........but...... as "The Good [ish] Fairy sexily saunters [as is her ilk......and...

Due to my previous "ESCAPADES" I am now only allowed to ride a SPACE HOPPER!!!!!.......the traffic jams to the docks stretch back M I L E S !!!!!!. X!

TIMELESS !!!!.....AGELESS !!!!.....PEERLESS!!!!.....................SIMPLE AS !!!! X!

Can you believe that a big loony Scouse Docker is actually vegan !!!????...well I am !!. Been a vegetarian for over 40 years !!!..been a vegan for 10 !!!!....but...there is so much stuff you can buy that [apparently] tastes like meat....because in the bad old days it was pasta,potatoes,veg and...

Now I have been thinking [dangerous I know !!!]...... Was the aforementioned metal detector Cleggy bought from [he'll sell owt will Dougy"...quote from Sid] THE SAME metal detector that Foggy hired to dig for Captain Clutterbuck's treasure from Auntie's ??????.....if so this opens up a new can...

Grow up around one !!!!...I see one when I open my curtains !!!!!...the world famous [ish] GARSTON GAS TANK,LIVERPOOL L19 !!!!!. X!

There are people where I live [not exactly Chelsea !!!] that leave their dekkies up ALL YEAR......they just sit there...attached to the outside of the house...... power off........looking all miserable during the summer months.....then.......as mid November approaches.....it's the switch on...

BETTER DEAD THAN RED !!!! my wonderful Summerwine family members. Just imagine if Everton were actually good [I know it's VERY HARD to think that deeply !!!]....what would us bitter blues have to moan about and vent our hatred ????????.....as a founder member of the "I hate Liverpool F.C. club"...

Now you all know about my Ringo Star link [his mum used to babysit me !!!]...well...here is an Auntie Wainwright link...when she was a young girl Jean went to the school at the top of my street.....WELLINGTON ROAD....AND.......another "school fact "...believe it or not...THE PLAYGROUND WAS ON...

I always liked Mr.Gridley's rare appearances [even if he was a bully !!!]...I thought Roy could have used him more. The best part with the above is when Foggy say's they called him "the ice man"...to which our traffic warden says ..."SELLING ICED CREAM WHERE YOU........MR.SOFTY...

Being a Scouse bitter blue loon I am not allowed sharp instruments....so I always carry my spoon with me !!!!!!!.......to cut my chips in half and scoop up my beans !!!!!. X!

CHIPS AND BEANS !!!!!....GET ON IT !!!!!!....so underrated !!!....only a couple of chippeeeez in Liverpool do them......loads of salt and vineger !!!!....in the immortal words of Bernard Matthews............................B O O O O O O T I F U L L !!!!!!!!!. X!

Ahhhhh yes.....BUT.....what about when I bathe/shower......it will be a permanent reminder of the best days of my life........40 years of lows and lowers !!!...I know.....I will stop washing and become very smelly on the outside.....but content within !!!!!. X!

Talking of tattoos......I have the postcode of Goodison Park [L4 4EL] on a Liverpool street sign on my lower arm.....I will have to cut my arm off when they move to their shiny big new ground on the banks of the royal blue Mersey !!!!...... X!

She would have a brush and a mop crossed over each other like swords......with the inscription "I HATE MEN !!!!!" below !!!!!

I can confirm after witnessing Saturday's performance that watching Everton is as gratifying as walking round Liverpool Docks with a stone in your shoe !!!...they could put a glass eye to sleep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. X!