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Makes us laugh.....makes us cry.....makes us happy.....makes us sad.....calms us down....gives us purpose....makes us think....makes us value each other.....MAKES US ONE GLOBAL FAMILY OF BARMPOTS !!!!!. X!

"Oh no !!!!!...it's The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!!!!"..... "LINGWEEEEEEEEENIE !!!!!"....... "He's a bit gobby this landlord !!!.....he must be related to The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!"..... Sharp intake of breath....sharp intake of breath followed by a pause....then "WRONG !!!!....it's a...

"And don't let me catch you readin' any FUNNY BOOKS !!!!". "It's like a piece of furniture has come alive !!!!.....I wouldn't mind if you weren't so badly put together !!!!!"..........2 great lines from "ower Nora" from the number one episode [in my humble opinion].........The Mysterious Feet of...

"The speed....." "The danger..... "I'M GOING RACING !!!!"... "A man has to do what a man has to do".........followed by a swift "WHACK" from Ivy's handbag !!!!!!!

"There's a man finely dressed in his riding gear", "Not his underwear" "But his riding gear" "Let us go for a ride on my motorbike" "And I shall gladly drive you round the twist".......our scruffy hero crooning to our Nora...when he heard her exclaim that she loves men in riding gear...

Barry !!!!....your phrase "ON MY LAND" reminds me of that wonderful Geordie magazine "VIZ".......remember......... Farmer Palmer.....with his 12 bore shotgun.....he would exclaim "GET OFF MY LAND !!!!"......before blowing some little furry dog's head off whilst their owners look on in horror...

I agree with Ferret...Shooting Stars had Vic and Bob at their maniacal best !!!......it tickles me every time I think about the contestants all cooing and moving their hands skywards to try attract "THE DOVE FROM ABOVE"...pure lunacy !!. x!

Aunty's "riding simulator" in "The Pony Set".......okay...can I have half a point because it was a wooden horse ?????

I concur with my American friend !!! [CODFANGLERS !!!]..... "Mysterious Feet" is the perfect episode.....from the pub scene "I'M WRONG AGE FOR GOING STERILE"....to the "pigeon scene"....."IV'E RAISED HER FROM AN EGG !!!...SHE'S MY PIGEON !!!".....to our scruffy hero's face contorted with lust...

Just call me the "Scouse Yaz".....coz "THE ONLY WAY IS UP BAYYYYBEEEEE !!!!!!"......infact...."WER'E GONNA WIN DA LEEEEEEGUE !!!!!". X!

YOU ARE OUR FORUM !!, OUR ONLY FORUM !!, YOU MAKE US HAPPY !!, WHEN SKIES ARE GREY !!, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW JUST !!, HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU !!, SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR FORUM AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!. X!

"My wife shrinks my underpants !!"... " You mean they shrunk in the wash "... "No.....I mean my wife shrinks my underpants !!!"... " Why would she do that ?".... " It's deepy Freudian......I don't want to into that !!!"... "Are they jockey shorts ?"... " They are now !!!!!".....then the pair see...

Only Fools [especially the "Jolly Boys","Dates" and"Yuppie Love" era and onwards] Still Game. Auf Wiedersehen Pet [specifically series 2...the greatest series I have EVER seen on any comedy/drama.......perfection] Father Ted. Rab C Nesbitt. Young Ones. On The Buses. Whatever happened to the...

SMILER : "WELL...EEEEZ TALE AND 'ANSOME !!!!"... IVY : " WHAT DO I WANT TALL AND 'ANSOME \AT MY AGE.....UNLESS HE CAN WALLPAPER A CEILING !!!!"

As our scruffy hero said as Cleggy was ironing his tie/belt and he was perusing which horse to lose money on.........."THERE'S A LOT OF WEAR IN A TIE !!!!"

I thought Bobby was an excellent [mini] addition to our show.......he brought a manic madness to both his Swan Man and his Escapologist roles !!!.....it is such a shame Roy did not use him more. You could see a genuine bond with the other actors....and you could see he absolutely loved being...

And he played the very nervous home security man who came to measure up for a security alarm when Richard forget their wedding anniversary in another one of " our Roy's" genius programmes..."keeping up appearances" !!!!....remember...she made him take his shoes off...and he ran to his car with...

"VOT IZ YOUR NAME ??". "DON'T TELL HIM PIKE !!".

Our scruffy hero when he swapped clothes with Wally so Wally and Eli could have a swift bevvy....."WALLY BATTY...THAT'S WHO IT IS !!!" exclaimed Eli outside the White Horse as Wally approached on his motorbike. Comp then "became" Wally and hung up Nora's new "top quality" clothes line,because as...

" OH NO !!!...IT'S PEARL IN A SUBMARINE !!!!". "HAPPY BOXING DAY IVY". "AND A WAY OF DRESSING WOUNDS WITH SPIDERS WEBS". "I WISH I HAD A POUND FOR EVERY JAP I HAVE SHOT OUT OF A TREE....AT LEAST I THOUGHT THEY WERE JAPS...THEY COULD HAVE BEEN WORKERS FOR THE BURMESE TELEPHONE COMPANY". "WHY...