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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend, turned out he was anemone.

Very wet and windy here. :(

Happy New Year everyone. :)

Used to be called Opal Mints.

Whenever I take a sip of my Evian it comes straight back up. It must be spring water.

I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.

I know we shouldn't get political on this forum but I've never been in favour of the EU or the so called 'Nanny State' where politicians restrict our personal choices. Manufacturers should be able to use whatever connector they chuffing well like and if consumers don't like it, they won't buy...

I've decided to marry a pencil, can't wait to introduce the parents to my bride 2B.

Cadbury's Dairy Milk

But not in the UK.

Adam West.

Babs - continue her singing career.

Most supermarkets sell Hot Cross Buns all year round.

Why a man should ever want to marry is a mystery. Why a man should want to marry two women is a bigamistery.

Barry - stroke a penguin.

There's a new Elbow tribute band around, called 'Arse', they're so good you can't tell them apart.

The car in the facebook photo looks far too blue to be Richard's car.

I thought Richard's Rover was silver.

Embroidery needles.

Picture from facebook.