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John has volunteered to bake fresh pasties and sing some soothing song for Tony while he goes through this. Good luck Tony.

If I had a Travis I'd be in solitary confinement with 3 meals a day and walk for an hour everyday in the yard.

We usually go together because if I send him with a list he makes worse substitutions than Tesco! No washing up liquid! 2 bottles of beer will do! And on one occasion I sent him to buy toiletries for me I had to send him with pictures! He came home very proud of the fact he asked an assistant...

Little prickerly pillocks.

It made Australian news channels

If mine starts getting chatted up just shout over "don't forget you'll need to wash his socks " that generally kills any mood.

There's an elderly couple that go to our local shopping centre, they must be in their 80s. He holds her hand all the way round carrying shopping and helping her reach things, they walk around with the same shell shocked expression that Goff and Jesse have and I was watching them this morning...

I'm selling a car £150 if anyone is interested! Several very uncareful owners if you want to sit in the back seat you either have to climb over the front seats or go through the boot, mot runs out in 2 weeks and it definitely won't pass another! However it comes with two resident spiders each...

I know! Technically there were 2 in the episode.

I like watching xmas specials in heatwaves, helps me not to desend into dispare and to remember the cold dark wet days will soon be back. Obviously it would be better without all the xmas cheer and nonsense but we can't have everything

I can't tell you anything about tanks but if you have a spare day in Dorset go to Monkey World.

One disk 5 days a week, in sequence starting off with First of the Summer Wine but I only go as far as There Goes the Groom.

I think a lot of people can spot the AI fakes for me it's the toning or the odd movement that they make but I think it's turning us all into amateur detectives. I've gotten quite good at internet detecting, my daughter had an incident with someone and within 20 minutes I had her name, former...

That was really interesting but it did put a dampener on when he did his own advert

I've no Idea who they think I am, ai has me down as some boy racer with bad breath and bo. I seem to get all the male themed adverts

I've had my TV tuned to YouTube with ambient scenes playing, mostly rain and snow and most play for 8 hours straight with no adverts but I'm getting the odd one that stops for adverts which really annoys me so I just turn it off and look for another one, I'm hoping YouTube will get the message...

I googled a medical condition and according to that in one breath it's all good nothing worry about and on the next line it's death!

That's a cleaner version of what I call it.

I'm sorry the speculation about your demise is premature. No offence intended and as way of apology next time I'm in your area I'll pop in and take your temperature.

Yesterday I had a very frustrating argument with what's laughing being called AI, we need to change that, I have no problem with artificial but intelligents is like calling Compo a snappy dresser with great taste! On our Facebook page a few days ago someone posted that Google had Ivys surname...