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I've had my TV tuned to YouTube with ambient scenes playing, mostly rain and snow and most play for 8 hours straight with no adverts but I'm getting the odd one that stops for adverts which really annoys me so I just turn it off and look for another one, I'm hoping YouTube will get the message...

I googled a medical condition and according to that in one breath it's all good nothing worry about and on the next line it's death!

That's a cleaner version of what I call it.

I'm sorry the speculation about your demise is premature. No offence intended and as way of apology next time I'm in your area I'll pop in and take your temperature.

Yesterday I had a very frustrating argument with what's laughing being called AI, we need to change that, I have no problem with artificial but intelligents is like calling Compo a snappy dresser with great taste! On our Facebook page a few days ago someone posted that Google had Ivys surname...

Ours imploded, no one could have their windows open for weeks.

I remember when they blow the ones near up I think it was in the 80s. It's a B&M now!

Yeah don't believe him, ypu should see the rubbish he sends me.

That's possible, you know what the BBC are like if they can save a quid on something.

Well that would be handy! Looked at my phone the other morning before opening the curtains and my weather app said it was foggy! I thought good grief it's not time of year already! Opened the curtains and it was clear and sunny! How dare they tease me with a perfect day only to find it hot and...

That was John's idea, he thinks you need it for some reason.

I hate to say this outl loud but he looks so young. My god I'm old :notworthy: Good to see you on your feet, be honest it was the bed bath threat that did it.

Oh and to avoid any geographical issues have Mrs Terry draw a large arrow on your stomach pointing to your head. You can't be to careful.

Good luck hope it goes well, John will be round on Monday to give you a bed bath and Tony is booking nurse Rathett for Tuesday onwards I'll be organising your computer updates so basically the quicker you get better the less damages gets done to you and your computers.

I've seen those they always make me laugh

I think that's a case of don't believe everything ypu read, if memory serves I think it was closer to £150,000

I shudder to think what exactly we're agreeing to without reading it.

I've got some boys that would go round and talk to them about Dr Who and Roadblocks until their ears bleed and they fix it just get rid of them or one would do the work while the other 2 kept them distracted.

We had one installed on my dad but he wore it round his neck! He'd take it off to shower, we told him not to incase he slipped in the shower and he wouldn't ware it going out incase he lost it! It turned out the only time he wore it was in bed! We pointed out he could have strangled himself with...

I like pigs! I might stay and cuddle the pig.