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Howard: We’re free human beings! Wesley: Don’t be stupid, we’re MARRIED!

DON’T encourage him!

My loving parents, who are in their 70's now, sometimes say the nice thing about losing your memory is you get to wake up with someone new every day!

"He's worse than our Derrick!!" in The Suit That Turned Left :)

I would think that Nellie's husband Travis would be a most likely candidate! Bloke's always on the phone with her, in the garden, feeding glasses and such to the dog, etc....

Don’t ASK me, ASK this great dollop!

True, Adanor, I've always thought that the dogs must find it most unfair, that they aren't invited to the picnic and yet every ant and creepie-crawlie shows up unannounced and uninvited anyway! I imagine they are beginning to wonder why they even bother to follow the rules....

His family’s always been Devout NATIONAL ASSISTANCE....

Oh, jeez...can't remember the title but in which Howard and Marina are pretending to be part of Gypsy Rose and they're dressed as Native American Indians sending smoke signals.....

Dang...I thought I told those reporters to respect my privacy....

Jeez, these days, why would one want to??? :18:

Karate CHOP?? Tha’ looks more like a lamb CHOP!

We had one in the teachers' lounge that said "Unattended children will be given five double-espressos and a free non-housetrained puppy"....

NEAR-Terminal Matrimony

....maybe that's the REAL reason the cat was screaming...?

Not bad...although I teach elementary music, so something like "Whistle While You Work" might be a better fit.... :08::18:

Oooh....I'm a teacher; wonder if I could get away with posting that in the school cafeteria??

Ground vs Floor? Ask Howard; he spend enough time in both! :)

HEY up! It’s First Aid from HELL!

Billy CHISELHURST, hear thee!! I CHALLENGE thee to a duel!!!