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"IT'S A 'ORRIBLE LOOKIN' THING !!!!.....AND HIS SCAR IS NOT MUCH BETTER !!!!!!"...... X!

I was at Castle Grey Skull [a.k.a. Anfield] on Saturday to see Bruce Springsteen....AND.....Paul McCartney perform together !!!!...BRUCE WAS HIS USUAL AMAZING SELF !!!....the energy and passion levels he performs at defy logic !!!.... X!

I am as green as the Hulk in a very bad mood !!!!.. To all my wonderful Summerwine family members who will be attending this wonderful event.... Have a wonderful laughter filled day in OUR town.......the memories will be with you forever !!.....and you will meet like minded new friends who share...

From the back.....wearing Miss Davenport's blond wig [from her glam period !!!].......sitting on the bench.......I thought she did look [to quote from Compo when he seen Smiler in drag] "DELICIOUS !!!".......until Howard whispered in her ear........and my illusion was SHATTERED !!!!!. X!

Here's one for yer !!!!....I have drank 8 litres of water EVERY DAY [apart from the odd Weekend loony binge] for well over 20 years !!!. Even after the aforementioned "binges" I will drink litres during the night when I wake up !!!.....I even drink it in the bath [not the bath water !!!!] The...

Brian Blessed with his undies over his kecks.......and a BIIIIIG pair of wings !!!!....a thing of absolute beauty !!!!...."FLASH GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIVE !!!!!!!!!!!" X!

It was the time our "visually challenged" hero "OUT DELLED DEL BOY !!!!"...... Remember the moment Del fell through the bar when he was talking to Trigger.....it was voted the best comedy moment !!!......WELL....due to the brilliant writing of Mr.Clarke Eli did the very same thing BEFORE John...

A stick insect called Boris !!!!....yer see...we go for the more exotic pets in deepest Liverpool !!!..... I loved him.....he was in a 3 foot tank.....and I used to pick fresh branches with the leaves on from Sefton Park every day to feed him and keep him happy !!.......I would get him out and...

Considering our favourite "silent killer" was so used to "jungle warfare" he shrieked when he examined the trees !!!....and out came his hanky !!....exclaiming "they are covered with insects !!!....whilst swatting them with his hanky shouting "GERRROFF !!!...GERROFF !!!!".......but as we all...

"It's my round...what are you avin' ?".... "Ooooohh...I will 'av a nice large Whiskey !!"... "No you won't...you are driving....YOU WILL 'AV A SMALL BEER !!!!"... "I will 'av a small beer".... And if it was not for them damaging Mr.Crabtree's ankle our Crush would not have EVER had to...

That's how copper wire was invented.......Auntie and Arkwright arguing over a penny !!!!! X!.

And........"STOP USING THE SAUCER !!!......THAT IS WHAT I AM FOR !!!!!!"...for our scruffy hero !!!! X!

It should be an "Edie special cup"......specifically for Glenda. When she finishes her drink she looks into the cup and sees "YOUV'E DRANK YOUR COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!". X!

The absolute "HOLY TRINITY OF TWITS".......If there was an Olympic medal for "twittery" our favourite trio would all be on the podiums !!....GOLD,SILVER AND BRONZE !!!!.....with Foggy saluting and crying as they played The National Anthem !!! X!

Visual Prozac.......it simply soothes the soul. X!

Maltrab.....I absolutely concur with you. To see such a wonderful vibrant healthy happy genius of an actor deteriorate in front of your eyes is such a painful experience and has stayed with me. I never watch any of the trilogy and to be honest I struggle watching the episodes just prior to...

I can just see it now......Foggy......with his railway cap on his head......waving his flag....standing on the bridge shouting "THAT'S NOT DIESEL.....THAT'S STEAM !!!!"............and our scruffy hero replying "THAT'S NOT STEAM.....THAT'S BRICKS !!!!!!" x!

It was a Christmas tradition for Auntie !!!...it's a pity Seymour,Cleggy and Compo thought they were getting a lovely liqour instead of the dreaded Castor Oil !!!!. X!

"SICILY"....named [as Cleggy declared] "after a large island in the Med"......was a BIIIIIIIIIIG drinker !!!!. X!

I still lie awake at night worrying about what happened to all those frozen chicken kyivs !!!!! !!!!!!. X!