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Or possibly Ordeal By Trousers

Big Day at Dream Acres.

But what I've always wanted to know is why is a window cleaner carrying a screwdriver? Pretty sure that's classed as " going equipped "

Ogdens car is referred to as a lawn mower, his tyre was punctured by a screwdriver by a window cleaner and the painter went to the South Seas to paint dusky maidens.

( Barry, say The Kiss and Mavis Poskit)

Are we talking the male version of cleaning or the female version? Like are things on the mantle piece going to be lifted or just cleaned round?

He was installing one with his little hammer

I wouldn't do the next one. The toffee hammer was the give away.

Because the shop girl shouldn't be allowed near a toffee hammer and Foggys war wound plays up when Compo goes to get a knife.

A Dewhurst in a Fir Tree

Ok I'll start off with Whoops

I'm the backseat driver in our house but carring a sticks looks like a good idea.

Dried Dates and Codfanglers.

Pretty sure you don't want me driving, him in doors refuses to get inn the car if I'm driving! Not sure what his problem is.

Wow Steve! Well done.

I think I read somewhere he'd retired.

I think the insurance company would have a problem with it going up some of those steep roads and narrow lanes, I had to close my eyes in parts of it.

Am I the only one seeing a white bike? Be interesting to know what the insurance company made of claiming to have moped but the log book states a fire engine! Bit of a difference.

Optimism in the Housing Market?

A kink in Foggys Niblik?