A little titter #2

happyjack

happyjack

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Never buy birdseed from Amazon. - They always ask for feedback.

A mate of mine enjoys stretching elastic bands. I told him to - Snap out of it.

My Mate is opening a chain of Elvis-themed steak restaurants. It will be for people who - Love Meat Tender.

Who delivers Christmas presents to Cats and Dogs-Santa Paws

My Books fell out of the bookcase. - I only have my shelf to blame.

Sorry about these the will only get worse:fp:
 
I am about to return to the quay on Liverpool Docks......and I intend to jump into the dock in front of the next passing vessel !!!!.....there should be a government health warning for jokes like those !!!!.
x!
 
happyjack said:
Never buy birdseed from Amazon. - They always ask for feedback.

A mate of mine enjoys stretching elastic bands. I told him to - Snap out of it.

My Mate is opening a chain of Elvis-themed steak restaurants. It will be for people who - Love Meat Tender.

Who delivers Christmas presents to Cats and Dogs-Santa Paws

My Books fell out of the bookcase. - I only have my shelf to blame.

Sorry about these the will only get worse:fp:
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JAck,

Are you a writer for incendiary disposable Christmas gift and millinery attire vessels or Crackers to you and I ? :)
 
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