Back in my day....
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captain clutterbuck
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Saw Sabbath a few times in my youth top dollar .
I heard a story that he used to go to the pub on his ride on lawnmower to avoid getting done for drink driving. Great story if true!!!!!
Inky Batty
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If you read Ozzy's autobiography, there are some grand stories.
The one that sticks out is that after being on a massive detox, where he had to pump himself full of all sorts, he and his Missus (who I can't stand) were out house hunting and were being shown round this luxury property.
The effect of the detox came on all of a sudden and Ozzy got caught a bit 'short' shall we say, short of everything.
He went into the Khazi, no bog roll (same as ASDA and Aldi these last weeks), no towels nothing, he emptied just about his entire body out and ended up wiping his erse on the blinds in the bathroom.
Turns out the house they were in and were looking to buy, belonged to Roger Whittaker!
I bet that pleased Rog no end!
The aforementioned book is called "I am Ozzy" and it's a top read for those who haven't.
The one that sticks out is that after being on a massive detox, where he had to pump himself full of all sorts, he and his Missus (who I can't stand) were out house hunting and were being shown round this luxury property.
The effect of the detox came on all of a sudden and Ozzy got caught a bit 'short' shall we say, short of everything.
He went into the Khazi, no bog roll (same as ASDA and Aldi these last weeks), no towels nothing, he emptied just about his entire body out and ended up wiping his erse on the blinds in the bathroom.
Turns out the house they were in and were looking to buy, belonged to Roger Whittaker!
I bet that pleased Rog no end!
The aforementioned book is called "I am Ozzy" and it's a top read for those who haven't.