Better in Scarborough

"Garlic !!!....I thought that was for vampires !!!"......
"Have yer checked yer neck lately ?".
"WRONG !!....it's a lovely day for scraping the wallpaper off in the spare bedroom !!!"...
"But it's really stuck on !!!!".....
"WELL GET REALLY STUCK IN !!!!!!!!!!"
 
Two more "Howard classics"......
"Don't go changing.....I like you just the way you are {because he knows she is going out in Mrs Avery's minibus}.....and Mrs Avery was right....THE UNIFORM WAS TOO SMALL !!!!.....and.....
"Your a lot like yer mother"...said with a grimace through gritted teeth !!!!!
 
CAPTAIN !!!!!.....CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE PEOPLES CLUB ....THE REAL CLUB OF LIVERPOOL !!!!!!....I thought you were absolutely amazing !!!.
I was in Glasgow for the Celtic/Rangers game.....and I was filling up when I saw the joy and tears on the faces of your wonderful supporters.
You took over Covent Garden !!!.....thousands of happy Geordies...it was a beautiful sight to behold !!!.
A well deserved passionate performance...matched by your amazing loyal support !!!.....it has been a long time coming...but enjoy the moment and savour the tears rolling down the faces of those horrible glory hunting reds !!!!.
I SALUTE YOU MY GEORDIE BROTHER !!!!!!.
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