Peripheral
Dedicated Member
This islotion is ???? I think I should have put isolation there. Anyway, it is more than the average mind can bear. My mind, as you know, is less than average and I don't know what to write about but, here goes.
Good Morning, looks like being a nice day but, until such times as it is warm enough to open your front door and take in gulps of fresh air, then may I suggest that we have a discussion on the economic crisis in Manchuria. Personally, I put the present drop in the value of purple dog pooh down to the panic buying of partly chewed chewing gum and the lack of sales of second-hand homemade G strings. I will understand if you think that my thoughts are somewhat rather biased in the favour of football being played on an ice rink but I ask you to give serious thought to the idea I put forward to this committee 73 years ago to move your front doors to the back of the house to help in the fight of preventing postmen from sticking bills through your letterbox. I would also like to recommend that people living in bungalows should pay lower rent. Finally, I would like you all to consider the formation of a new pollytickle party called POMDYSM. That is an acronym for Push Off My Doorstep You Silly Man. Our first act of Parleeament would be to ban the word manifesto and replace it with Womanifesto. My wife made me write that bit.
Well, there you have it, do we or do we not continue to buy more mirrors to make your house look full or do we bend paper clips into the shape of hockey sticks to play football with frozen peas. Frozen peas? I can't get away from them.
Peri.
PS. If you smiled then there is hope for me yet.
Good Morning, looks like being a nice day but, until such times as it is warm enough to open your front door and take in gulps of fresh air, then may I suggest that we have a discussion on the economic crisis in Manchuria. Personally, I put the present drop in the value of purple dog pooh down to the panic buying of partly chewed chewing gum and the lack of sales of second-hand homemade G strings. I will understand if you think that my thoughts are somewhat rather biased in the favour of football being played on an ice rink but I ask you to give serious thought to the idea I put forward to this committee 73 years ago to move your front doors to the back of the house to help in the fight of preventing postmen from sticking bills through your letterbox. I would also like to recommend that people living in bungalows should pay lower rent. Finally, I would like you all to consider the formation of a new pollytickle party called POMDYSM. That is an acronym for Push Off My Doorstep You Silly Man. Our first act of Parleeament would be to ban the word manifesto and replace it with Womanifesto. My wife made me write that bit.
Well, there you have it, do we or do we not continue to buy more mirrors to make your house look full or do we bend paper clips into the shape of hockey sticks to play football with frozen peas. Frozen peas? I can't get away from them.
Peri.
PS. If you smiled then there is hope for me yet.
