Brian Johns
Dedicated Member
Continuing a thought from elsewhere on the site, I have just had an epiphany!
I got to thinking about a couple of things. (ALWAYS a dangerous practice
)
I believe I have solved the problem of crime...well around LOTSW country anyway....who knows maybe it could be expanded??????
I will start with the obvious and less controversial matter of bringing back public floggings
before I suggest the following:-
Edie as Magistrate/Judge, Pearl as Prison Superintendent
, Nora and Ivy as the local coppers and (just for a certain member here
) Glenda as the traffic cop on a motorbike. 
Can you imagine ANYONE daring to offend with THAT lot out and about......apart perhaps, for a couple of "nameless" gents who may speed a bit in eager anticipation of being pulled over!!
I got to thinking about a couple of things. (ALWAYS a dangerous practice
)I believe I have solved the problem of crime...well around LOTSW country anyway....who knows maybe it could be expanded??????
I will start with the obvious and less controversial matter of bringing back public floggings
before I suggest the following:-Edie as Magistrate/Judge, Pearl as Prison Superintendent
, Nora and Ivy as the local coppers and (just for a certain member here) Glenda as the traffic cop on a motorbike. Can you imagine ANYONE daring to offend with THAT lot out and about......apart perhaps, for a couple of "nameless" gents who may speed a bit in eager anticipation of being pulled over!!
