Peripheral
Dedicated Member
So, I ask myself, what shall I talk about today? Now that is a stupid start to start with, I don't have a clue what to talk about. I have been thinking about what to put in the thread title. I was thinking of putting something really drastic that would G R A B your attention. Did that word G R A B make you GASP? It didn't make me jump. Well, I'm writing it so I knew it was coming. Anyway, what can I put to make you want to read it. You must feel sorry for me, I have to chuffing write it. So come on, please help me out here. ......??? No? ...... What about, MAN WHO FALLS FROM THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS SAVED BY HALF DEAD GIANT APE ON THE GROUND. Yeah, I know, it's a tad too long. Do you think it could be shortened? What about, MAN FALLING FROM SKYSCRAPER IS CAUGHT BY GIANT APE....? Or,......FALLING MAN SAVED BY KING KONG..... Now that is much shorter. Shorter still is, FALLING MAN SAVED BY ROYALTY .....I don't think that we could shorten that anymore........???????? Or could we? Mmm, What about, GIANT APE SAVES A FALLING MAN FROM DEATH................. GOT IT ...............GASP. Now that is perfect. I mentioned GASP at the beginning of this email. Oh you must agree that it is so short and simple. I don't like admitting it but I think I'm a Genesis. Acronym, so simple. ????? What was that you said Phyllis? A what? OK, it should have been genius and not Genesis. Listen lady, This isn't a very long story so I am endeavoring to fill up some space with a load of twaddle so please shut your mush and let me complete my space filler upperer. ...... Hey Phyllis, the back of your dress is caught up in the top of your knickers dear. I see that you are still wearing your wartime 'V for Victory' bloomers. I don't know how you can still manage to get all that lot into them skimpy things.
Right, it's brekky time so I will wish you all a very happy day and indul....????? WHAT? .........GASP? You want to know what GASP MEANS! I thought that would have been obvious.
Giant Ape Saves Peri.
Right, it's brekky time so I will wish you all a very happy day and indul....????? WHAT? .........GASP? You want to know what GASP MEANS! I thought that would have been obvious.
Giant Ape Saves Peri.
