Give us a fag..

[onyx(John)]

 

[RickAns]

Compo is so generous. Offering Cyril and others the chance to sniff his socks, or waggle his loose tooth. Drat, I had several other examples when I started typing this but they have gone clean out of my head now. Should we start a list of Compo's generosity for a cigarette? I'm sure there must at least a half dozen of them.

 

[barmpot]

The only consolation I've got is that I'm contributing towards a better lung cancer.

 

[barmpot]

Lend us a fag and I'll give thee a flash of me gums ....

 

[dick]

The one that always makes me smile is a line in the library..............."If I ad a match I could light me fag, if I ad a fag !"
This gets him both , Cyril the fag and Clegg the match !

 

[barmpot]

Give us a fag and I'll let thee feel my loose tooth (to Blamire in New Mobile Trio)

 

[me2]

Give us an old fag, and if it'll make you feel better, I'll smoke it out me ear 'ole.