Greatest ever Clegg line

4 me its gotta b the pilot and the line tht summed him up

"I'll think i'll go and get a bit of sausage for me tea"
 
I liked his observations on education like ""you mean before education became optional"" or ""loads of pupils staying at school much longer to get less education"" ;D I'd have a job to sort out just one but I think its the "optional " line ::) As a former Goon Show fan I would also include "How could you trust anyone that didn't like the Goons". ;D
 
cciaffone said:
Eli Thingy said:
4 me its gotta b the pilot and the line tht summed him up

"I'll think i'll go and get a bit of sausage for me tea"
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As he tucked the flower into his lapel .....

Yep, my all time fave as well.
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yep thts the one cciaffone.

****, i didnt know that was peter's favourite line, then again from your posts i can tell u kno him quite well
 
For its got to be the one metioned on another thread, from Dried Dates and Codfanglers " Throw dates at you did she? Lucky she wasn't baking a coconut cake" :D
 
Woolenmills Of your Mind,when Compo goes on about he way Marilyn Monroe died and says it wont happen to Nora Batty Clegg says 'There are a lot of things that happened to Marilyn Monroe that will never happen to Nora Batty' ;D
 
Isometrics and After

Sid "If you've got a complaint see my missus"
Clegg "It's alright Sid,we'd rather have a complaint than see your missus"
 
"How could you trust anyone that didn't like the Goons".


I'm a huge Milligan/ Sellers fan so I like that line.
 
I love the line about getting caught between Nora and Ivy, he didn't know which way to panic! Lovely line, that.
 
amos hames said:
George said:
Isometrics and After

Sid "If you've got a complaint see my missus"
Clegg "It's alright Sid,we'd rather have a complaint than see your missus"
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Thats a great line George really like that episode
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I like it very much too, it made me crack up when they tried their dash and couldn´t make it as far as they had planned, and Clegg panted and laughed: "You´ll have to move that bush nearer, Foggy!"
 
goodiesguy said:
"How could you trust anyone that didn't like the Goons".


I'm a huge Milligan/ Sellers fan so I like that line.
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From a fellow goon fan remember this line?? ::)
" ARE YOU A WHITE MAN??"

" NO MATE MORE OF A DIRTY YELLER COLOUR!" ;)
 
Foggy"Wheres your video recorder Clegg"
Clegg"Video recorder your looking at someone who failed Mecccano"
I think this line is in Camera shy and it is also one of my fave Cleggy lines
 
I gotta admit i love this line from "Keeping Britain Tidy"

Clegg - Is there any blood? I cant stand looking at blood, why cant we be filled with a nice lightly scented powder"
 
just heard a great 1 on yesterday in "Aladdin Gets On Your Wick"

aunties van drives past the trio

Clegg - Yee gods, if Auntie Wainwright's gone mobile then nobody's safe!
 
amos hames said:
Eli Thingy said:
just heard a great 1 on yesterday in "Aladdin Gets On Your Wick"

aunties van drives past the trio

Clegg - Yee gods, if Auntie Wainwright's gone mobile then nobody's safe!
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Yeah Eli i have been watching tonight,Glory Hole just finished
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i only watched aladdin cause i havent recently finished 17 & 18 dvd and didnt wanna watch them again
 
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