Former corporal officer dewhurst at your service. Iv finally escaped that wicked post lady who kidnapped me, with a little help from my Blackpool natives working undercover'he who is taller than the blackpool tower' . And im fully armed with my wonderful war stories, now where is that scruffy little herbert.?
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That man, that man what did i say to you about standing to attention? Did I mention the time me and my Blackpool natives liberated Blackpool Salisbury's, we had to liberate it at the crack of dawn, 'he who is like wise owl, even alert at night times' that's what they used to call me. Well me and my band of natives crept thorough the car park just as i crept behind the security guard, and knocked him down with one poke of my finger. The natives were impressed oh yes, 'he with magic finger, can put to sleep with one poke' and you know what?.....hey where are you all going I havent finished yet.
Dutchcompo
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I am not allowed by my wife to stay long enough in this forum.
Please keep the stories small.
Please keep the stories small.
barmpot
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just as long as she does not run off with a dutch pole!!!
Dutchcompo
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If she is occupied with my mischief then she does not have time to find a Pole 
That scruffy little herbert was always hard to understand, and I never did get him to stand to attention, and dont get me started on getting him to buy a pint. He even got Clegg and I picked up by the police for just shaking him upside down. I tried to tell them I was just showing some judo holds.
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If you want to have a drink on me, let me know when you are visiting Amsterdam.