Howards excuses

[maltrab]

Let have a list of all of Howard's excuses when he is caught red handed with a certain young lady, I will start the ball rolling with

I was just admiring this young ladies earrings

Just one per post please

 

[Roger]

I was just showing the lady the difference between cross-ply and radial tyres.

 

[Inky Batty]

I was just showing this you lady how to thin out her seedlings.

 

[Barrychuckle]

I hardly know the lady!

 

[Inky Batty]

I was just passing this young lady on my way back to town.

 

[imitation700mb]

I was just showing this young lady the rudaments of botany.

 

[dick]

Then there was ""jogging by night !"

 

[Roger]

I was just showing this young lady where she might find a cowslip.

 

[Inky Batty]

I'm her Uncle

 

[Inky Batty]

Owdo Howard, owdo Marina.
The name's Wilkinson

 

[Pearl]

We share a common interest in iron age burial sites.

 

[Inky Batty]

Marina? I once knew a Doreen

 

[Roger]

This lady and I have a common interest in industrial history.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Does Pearl know you're trying to save the planet Howard?
I thought we'd save it first and then tell her

 

[Inky Batty]

I've bought you a Panda for my birthday love

 

[Roger]

I was just checking this young lady for a slow puncture.

 

[Barrychuckle]

It's not lipstick, it's just a bit of vanilla slice..............

 

[Inky Batty]

I was just demonstrating a bench to this young lady

 

[AJM]

I hardly know the young lady and I don't know who you mean

Also pretends to forget her name in front of Pearl. Just think of it as a place frequented by sailors.