If Foggy had ever written a book..

[onyx(John)]

 

[Barrychuckle]

He could follow it up with Egg Painting for the over 60's

 

[maltrab]

And Bayonet polishing for the housewife

 

[captain clutterbuck]

...... or simply the Ladybird Book for Barmpots 101 ideas that are guaranteed to fail .

 

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…...or even "100 War Stories to Cheer You Up!"