LOTSW Fan Fiction?

[Onslow]

I enjoy Claye's comics and wonder if anyone else has taken a stab at writing LOTSW-inspired prose (long or short)?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I could plagiarise one of Spike Milligan's poems if you like

My name is Compo Simmonite
I walk about the town
Some times with my trousers up
and some times with them down
and when they were up they were up
and when they were down Nora hit me on the head with her brolly

 

[wstol]

There was someone here (female I think) who was going to write a script - this was years ago.