My second walk

[Peripheral]

I have just done my second walk or, as Moggie would say, perambulation, this time I covered more than 100 yards. I was dressed for this walk, not nude like yesterday, which meant that there were fewer women cheering me on. I do remember from yesterday a female cheerer onerer shouting, 'Do you want a hand Peri'? From across the street another woman shouted 'A HAND? looks like a pair of tweezers will be big enough for that!'

 

[Moggie Moo]

They must have seen that dog end peering out your underpants pocket. Whilst you were perambulating did you consider your carbon foot print.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Peri as the song says:-

Peri'd drive up the Avenue but we hasn't got the price
Peri'd skate up the Avenue but there isn't any ice
Peri'd ride on a bicycle but we hasn't got a bike
So he'll walk up the Avenue
Yes, he'll walk up the Avenue
And to walk up the Avenue's what he likes

 

[Peripheral]

They must have seen that dog end peering out your underpants pocket. Whilst you were perambulating did you consider your carbon foot print.

AAH, now what I failed to tell you is that my feet are not made of carbon. More of a centipede's toe nail mixture with rhino's eyelash mascara. I was going to put hippopotamus mascara but I can't spell it.

 

[Moggie Moo]

I thought you might have just had on some soft soled slippers, and other favourite things.

 

[Peripheral]

I thought you might have just had on some soft soled slippers, and other favourite things.

They have memory foam. I'm trying to find some that will fit in my head.

 

[Moggie Moo]

Don't get that expanding stuff it will get stuck in your hair, thats after it fills the gaps between your teeth.

 

[Peripheral]

They have memory foam. I'm trying to find some that will fit in my head. Julie.

 

[WellyMan]

I have just done my second walk or, as Moggie would say, perambulation, this time I covered more than 100 yards. I was dressed for this walk, not nude like yesterday, which meant that there were fewer women cheering me on. I do remember from yesterday a female cheerer onerer shouting, 'Do you want a hand Peri'? From across the street another woman shouted 'A HAND? looks like a pair of tweezers will be big enough for that!'

Maybe try a mankini when the weather is warm enough. You can claim to be dressed while getting the ladies cheering you on!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

He was afraid to come out of the locker
He was as nervous as he could be
He was afraid to come out of the locker
HE was afraid that somebody would see

Two, three, four, tell the people what Peri wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot mankini
That he wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot mankini
So in the locker, he wanted to stay