Nothing to write about

Peripheral

Peripheral

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I can't think of anything to write about this morning. Nothing spectacular or humerpoushas happened in the last 24 hours. ??????????? humerpoushas??. Did I just write tatt. TATT???? What the heck is wrong with me today? I blame this on my wife. As I am typing this she is cutting my hair. If you remember it was getting rather long. SO, SWMBO is cutting it while I am endeavouring to type. The result is that enormous wads of hair are falling onto the keyboard and I am hhavinnng difficulty seeing the lettturrs. I will say this, this, there I told you I would say iy....it. NO IcAN hear telly better now that my sound recepters are not so clloged up. POOF, POOF, NO, I'm not advertising, I'm trying to blow the hair off the keyboerd.....board so that I can see the letters. ........................................... That's better, wow....... made a bit of a bears bum haven't I typing that lot? As I was saying, nothing exciting has happened that is worthwhile putting into print. ........... Just a minute, have to give some instructions to my wife.
"I say, Victoria, give the back side a good trim won't you!" ???????????? "Why are you taking my trousers down? .................... I meant the back side of my head not my AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH. Now look what you've done!". Can somebody help me, is Super Glue suitable for sticking ears back on?
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I like the sheer silliness of it, reminds me of Puckoon where Spike stops the story where , as Dan Milligan , having rolled up his trousers to get the sun to his legs , asks if the author wrote those legs and if he did then he doesnt like them . He enquires if the Author wrote his own legs and when he says no he complains that its fine for the Author to get someone else to write his legs but you the Author wrote these crappy legs for me , fine!!!

Its really out there but so funny.
 
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i remember when our turkish barber first opened near me , he had a special offer on to attract new customers, a haircut and shave , an ear wax and a nose wax. a tenner the lot , for the waxing he had a small stick that he dipped in melted wax then stuck the stick up a nostril for about a minute then pulled it out quickly, fair to say it made the eyes water , never again i can still feel the pain
 
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