OK! Now I KNOW the end of the world is nigh!

[Brian Johns]

Forget Global warming, forget portents of doom such as hurricanes, floods, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.
Forget even nuclear holocaust by schoolboys playing a game of Who has the biggest ****.!

I have just seen and heard with my own eyes and ears IRREFUTABLE proof that the world is about to end.

It was reported last night on the news that a one day outdoor BEER FESTIVAL was CANCELLED!!!!!!
here in Perth yesterday due to inclement weather.

Forget the weather aspect............Australians CANCELLED a BEER FESTIVAL????????????:?:

Mein Gott & Himmel there is no hope left!

 

[Pearl]

Brian.... There are no words other than to say, time is a great healer and Bargain Booze is open 7 days a week.

 

[maltrab]

Now where did I my shelter

 

[Pearl]

Now where did I my shelter

I flogged it to Aunt, she gave me 50 bob.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I have just seen and heard with my own eyes and ears

If it was a problem with your Ears and you make have incorrectly heard the news about the cancellation then we could send TINNIE TO U' s to ease the pain

 

[Brian Johns]

Errrrr.....just for the record as a NON-DRINKER the cancellation has no adverse effect on me "per-se"
( Hmmm...Male, Scottish, ex-copper, living on Oz and Non-Drinker??? maybe I have found the root of my problems! )

 

[Pearl]

Errrrr.....just for the record as a NON-DRINKER the cancellation has no adverse effect on me "per-se"
( Hmmm...Male, Scottish, ex-copper, living on Oz and Non-Drinker??? maybe I have found the root of my problems! )

Sounds like it!!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Hmmm...Male, Scottish, ex-copper, living on Oz and Non-Drinker???

Excuse me sir but can I ask you to please blow into the machine with one continuous breath. I suspect you are seriously under the alcohol limit due to a lack of Tooheys new [other brands are available]

 

[Brian Johns]

Captain, you do not "request" a breath test. (Well...over here anyway) as refusal may offend....to comply with law you have to "REQUIRE" a person to submit a breath sample.

In any case I plead GUILTY to being under the limit! I don't like the taste of alcoholic drinks (or the smell!!)

Having had various alcoholic "fluids" inflicted on me in numerous forms over the years. (Think how may ways a body has to get rid of fluids (deliberately or by accident) and I have been subjected to ALL of them) This dislike of the taste/smell etc has only
deepened.

In my defense....my missus makes up for me whenever possible!

 

[Adanor]

Back in the dark ages when I was in college, I found out that there is no such thing as a Christian frat party. Also, if you order a pizza with everything on it, try to find out if that includes anchovies.

Speaking of the "end of the World," the book "1984" has been on the Best Seller List.

 

[Andrew D]

I can imagine a GREAT exchange with the trio regarding the cancellation of a beer event....actually put Sid in there with them for the conversation and it'd be a classic!