Peripheral
Dedicated Member
I am writing this yesterday because the day after today will be tomorrow and today will be here. So, the day after today will be tomorrow which will be the the day before the day after which will also be tomorrow. I hope this will clarify things for you so that if I am not here you will know that I 'got lucky' on this special day. This special day of course goes back 85 years to 1936 when a baby waiting to be born would make a big impact on the world bringing much happiness to everyone. I am, of course, talking about, THE BIG O, Roy Orbison. I remember being transported on a cloud down to Earth with Roy. I asked him what he wanted to grow up to be and he said he would like to be a singer. I told him that I would also like to be a singer. We sang together for a few minutes and he said to me, "You want to be a singer?" I nodded and he said "In dreams". He then jumped on to another earthbound cloud on which was a beautiful baby girl. "Why have you gone onto that cloud?" I asked. He looked at me and started to sing, "Oh, Pretty Woman." He told me that as my hopes of becoming a singer were zilch I should try and join The Comedians.
Now if you think that I am telling you all this to remind you of something you are dead right. Today is the date of our best writer..... William Shakespeare. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL. I'm going to have a Bacon sarnie now. Maybe I should change my name to Francis. Well, people do think I talk out of my ass.
Now if you think that I am telling you all this to remind you of something you are dead right. Today is the date of our best writer..... William Shakespeare. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL. I'm going to have a Bacon sarnie now. Maybe I should change my name to Francis. Well, people do think I talk out of my ass.
