Sense of humour

Peripheral

Peripheral

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For a week or so I have been very depressed because my sense of humour seemed to have deserted me. I didn't feel that I could contribute anything to brighten your days. I really was very miserable until yesterday when I caught sight of myself in the mirror as I stepped out of the shower. I was shocked at my reflection:oops:. My first thought was 'where has it all gone?' Then the vision changed. Suddenly I was Superman again, just like I was 50 years ago:D, with bulging muscles and my blue T shirt tucked into my underpants. That cheered me up no end and I am pleased to inform you all that I am once more feeling myself......???o_O ERR, when I say feeling myself I don't mean that I am err....................Oh heck, I'm making a right balls of this aren't I......OOPS I think I used the wrong word there. I meant to say 'I'm making a right cock up of this.................................:fp:.OHH, I've done it again. Does anyone know what time the next bus is to Outer Mongolia please?
 
PERI !!!!...LET ME STOP YOU THERE !!!!!...
I know I speak on behalf of every one of us barmpots when I say your "left of centre" postings brighten up our day !!!!!.....
As I have previously stated..."YOU MAKE US HAPPY...WHN SKIES ARE GREY !!!!!!".......don't go changin' !!!!...oooohhhh I feel a song comin' on !!!...
We love yer !!!!!.
X!
 
Thought you'd been off the site for a few days Peri thought one of those , as you have described many times , pretty nurses had called your bluff and you were off for respite care to recover from the experience [Oh Matron , naaah stop messin about] or Mrs Peri had tightened control on your errant ways and you had been placed on a Fizzer and were doing Jankers but thankfully it was simply too much exposure to Kryptonite or Mrs P made you Steak and Kidney pudding for tea on consecutive days and you haven't been able to move let alone lift a finger to type. :)
 
Peripheral said:
For a week or so I have been very depressed because my sense of humour seemed to have deserted me. I didn't feel that I could contribute anything to brighten your days. I really was very miserable until yesterday when I caught sight of myself in the mirror as I stepped out of the shower. I was shocked at my reflection:oops:. My first thought was 'where has it all gone?' Then the vision changed. Suddenly I was Superman again, just like I was 50 years ago:D, with bulging muscles and my blue T shirt tucked into my underpants. That cheered me up no end and I am pleased to inform you all that I am once more feeling myself......???o_O ERR, when I say feeling myself I don't mean that I am err....................Oh heck, I'm making a right balls of this aren't I......OOPS I think I used the wrong word there. I meant to say 'I'm making a right cock up of this.................................:fp:.OHH, I've done it again. Does anyone know what time the next bus is to Outer Mongolia please?
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The bus is an hour after the one to Inner Mongolia since it doesn't have quite as far to go!
 
Talking of Mongolia, there's a good travelogue book called Last Disco in Outer Mongolia. I bought it years ago based solely on the title!
 
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