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Two rather deaf old geezers meet in the street and stop for a chat but, to observe the social distancing law, they stand on the opposite side of the road from one another and try to converse. This is how the conversation went.
Good morning to you Bert. We have bought a new moggy.
Yes, it is a new shirt. Just got caught in the rain and I am soggy.
Bit of a nuisance this social distancing.
Social Dancing? We haven't done that for years.
You'll be lucky, the pub is shut so we can't have a few beers.
No, I haven't seen the pup chasing two deers.
We need some bread so Alice is sending me to the shop?
That's a coincidence, I've also been mending my wife's mop.
I don't like pop, it's too flippin' fizzy.
Lean against that tree if you're feeling dizzy.
I don't want a pee, I'm looking for Nancy our dog.
Hey, I fancy a jog but I don't have any shorts.
No, I don't have any warts either. I put some Biotex cream on.
Oh, sounds like you have the same problem as me, when I ask for sex she says dream on.
We had a bumblebee in the room yesterday and I asked Alice to help me catch it but she told me to catch it myself.
I had apple crumble for tea yesterday then got some crumpet off the shelf?
Yes, I still practice my trumpet by myself. Alice doesn't like the noise.
Our granddaughter likes the boys. She's got a new suitor called Lance.
That is what we're doing, moving the furniture to have a dance.
Got to go, Eric, see you soon. Lovely to have a good chat.
Yes we will look after the cat. Bye.
Good morning to you Bert. We have bought a new moggy.
Yes, it is a new shirt. Just got caught in the rain and I am soggy.
Bit of a nuisance this social distancing.
Social Dancing? We haven't done that for years.
You'll be lucky, the pub is shut so we can't have a few beers.
No, I haven't seen the pup chasing two deers.
We need some bread so Alice is sending me to the shop?
That's a coincidence, I've also been mending my wife's mop.
I don't like pop, it's too flippin' fizzy.
Lean against that tree if you're feeling dizzy.
I don't want a pee, I'm looking for Nancy our dog.
Hey, I fancy a jog but I don't have any shorts.
No, I don't have any warts either. I put some Biotex cream on.
Oh, sounds like you have the same problem as me, when I ask for sex she says dream on.
We had a bumblebee in the room yesterday and I asked Alice to help me catch it but she told me to catch it myself.
I had apple crumble for tea yesterday then got some crumpet off the shelf?
Yes, I still practice my trumpet by myself. Alice doesn't like the noise.
Our granddaughter likes the boys. She's got a new suitor called Lance.
That is what we're doing, moving the furniture to have a dance.
Got to go, Eric, see you soon. Lovely to have a good chat.
Yes we will look after the cat. Bye.
