Stoneworm

[me2]

My son found this article and said "Maybe Howard really did find Stoneworm."

 

[Andrew D]

Oh, my Lord, it is!! IT IS!!!

 

[amos hames]

someone get on the phone to Howard

 

[Andrew D]

Guess the vinegar and garlic didn't work, then....

 

[amos hames]

Ha Ha.

 

[barmpot]

Pearl will have to apologise!

Of course it was Clegg who told us about stoneworm!

 

[Andrew D]

Pearl will have to apologise!

....will you tell her, then???

 

[Marianna]

....will you tell her, then???

The original post is up on the Last of the Simmer Wine Forever Facebook group, too. Juliette Kaplan is a member of the group, so she'll probably see it. That's as close as we can get to presenting the facts to Pearl.

 

[Andrew D]

Close enough....I'm still gonna RUN.....

 

[barmpot]

....will you tell her, then???

Well I thought Dick might offer to help ....

 

[dick]

If I could borrow Glenda's motorcycle to get away on..........................................

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Pearl will have to apologise!

If Juliette Kaplan "Pearl" has to apologise then telling her via the Facebook site would be a doddle compared with poor old Dick having to tell our Pearl she was incorrect about anything not least Stoneworms

 

[barmpot]

If Juliette Kaplan "Pearl" has to apologise then telling her via the Facebook site would be a doddle compared with poor old Dick having to tell our Pearl she was incorrect about anything not least Stoneworms

Hence the need for Glenda's motorbike. Would you like Glenda to ride it for you Dick, with you as pillion?

 

[dick]

Hence the need for Glenda's motorbike. Would you like Glenda to ride it for you Dick, with you as pillion?

YES PLEASE !!

 

[Pearl]

If I could borrow Glenda's motorcycle to get away on..........................................

Just because I'm on leave doesn't mean I ain't watching you

 

[Pearl]

If Juliette Kaplan "Pearl" has to apologise then telling her via the Facebook site would be a doddle compared with poor old Dick having to tell our Pearl she was incorrect about anything not least Stoneworms

He wouldn't dare, I know where he lives.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

He wouldn't dare, I know where he lives.

Its a real shame you cannot add musical clips............................. queue John Williams and the Theme from Jaws , perfect

 

[Pearl]

Its a real shame you cannot add musical clips............................. queue John Williams and the Theme from Jaws , perfect

Pretty sure someone added the Jaws thyme once.

 

[barmpot]

He wouldn't dare, I know where he lives.

But he will be alright on the back of Glenda's motorbike!!!

 

[Pearl]

But he will be alright on the back of Glenda's motorbike!!!

Thin ice there Barmpot.