Stop the world I want to get off!!

dick

dick

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Just when you thought it could not get any dafter, it appears a young mum has had her benefit stopped because the Benefit watchdog is claiming that she is co-habiting with one MARTIN MCCOLL.?? That happens to be the company name of the firm that run her local Post Office.:13::30:
 
Apparently she did live at the Post Office but her head was turned by a handsome Postman, blue uniform, plume of red hair , round John Lennon glasses goes by the name of Pat , she is now happily ensconced with him in Greendale.:rolleyes:
 
Another one to beware of.............Bacon sarnies and Sausage rolls may have to disappear from food outlets in case they cause offence!!:20: :02:
 
dick said:
Another one to beware of.............Bacon sarnies and Sausage rolls may have to disappear from food outlets in case they cause offence!!:20: :02:
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Sausage rolls already seem to disappear from Greggs Shop shelves faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100 metres . Lets hope Burgers attain that level of offence and all those MacDonald and Burger King outlets disappear.
 
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