Brian Johns
Dedicated Member
The following I am 100% sure will be agreed with by all males here. Those that don't appear to agree actually do. but are too afraid to voice that opinion anywhere near wives/girlfriends etc., cowardly wimps that they are!
My wife is unfortunately house bound temporarily and I had to go to the supermarket for some basic essentials. This trip once again confirmed my previous experiences and reinforced my utter belief in the following
1. Women should not be allowed to shop in a supermarket unsupervised. They are blind, deaf, rude ignorant and basically have the mental capacity of a sardine when they do.
If they are not totally blocking aisles they push in, chop you off and basically make trying to navigate almost impossible. Oh yes...and THIS
INCESSANTLY.
2. Women with trolleys in supermarkets need to be shot on sight!
There is no argument here, they are a MENACE to society. I for one am an advocate for machine guns being fitted to shopping trolleys for this purpose. And NO I am not American, this just seems to be a sensible solution to a problem!
3. For women and sometimes, (thankfully rarely) men who bring their snot nosed screaming toddlers with them and let the run riot in the aisles without any supervision there is only ONE solution.......DYNAMITE the whole shop so as to totally eradicate this problem.
Anyone get the impression that my shopping trip was NOT enjoyable????????
Roast away....it is like water of a ducks back! ROTFLMAO
My wife is unfortunately house bound temporarily and I had to go to the supermarket for some basic essentials. This trip once again confirmed my previous experiences and reinforced my utter belief in the following
1. Women should not be allowed to shop in a supermarket unsupervised. They are blind, deaf, rude ignorant and basically have the mental capacity of a sardine when they do.
If they are not totally blocking aisles they push in, chop you off and basically make trying to navigate almost impossible. Oh yes...and THIS
INCESSANTLY.2. Women with trolleys in supermarkets need to be shot on sight!
There is no argument here, they are a MENACE to society. I for one am an advocate for machine guns being fitted to shopping trolleys for this purpose. And NO I am not American, this just seems to be a sensible solution to a problem!3. For women and sometimes, (thankfully rarely) men who bring their snot nosed screaming toddlers with them and let the run riot in the aisles without any supervision there is only ONE solution.......DYNAMITE the whole shop so as to totally eradicate this problem.
Anyone get the impression that my shopping trip was NOT enjoyable????????
Roast away....it is like water of a ducks back! ROTFLMAO
