The Most Dangerous #20

[maltrab]

Today lets have PC Cooper,what was his most dangerous adventure

 

[MoodyBlue]

You try chasing a dangerous criminal in DELIBERATELY SHRUNKEN UNDERPANTS !!!!!.........the thought of it makes your eyes water !!!!!.

 

[dick]

Asking Edie to move her car off the pavement!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Up a tree trying to rescue a cat albeit a badly planned subterfuge to impress his boss and being fired at by a descendant of Robin Hood at the same time .

 

[onyx(John)]

Losing the Vicar and facing the consequences back at the police station.

 

[MoodyBlue]

Poor Cooper.......his wife decides to improve their holidays in Ibiza [in Marina's words "I know it...it's that place with a Z"]...and takes Spanish lessons.....and it's PAELLA for breakfast !!.......now,we all know shellfish.......1 dodgy prawn,and he will have a season ticket for his lavatory !!...maybe then....his deliberately shrunken underpants would fit him !!!!

 

[RickAns]

His patrol car meeting a fast moving mangle. Hmm, thinking about it their patrol car has had a few crunches with other cars too.

 

[MoodyBlue]

A giant panda !!!....with a flat cap and waiscoat..... sitting on a wall....in the wilds of West Yorkshire !!!.....IMPOSSIBLE !!!....
Did it stop our brave constable investigating and approaching ?????...NO.....
With pen and notebook in hand [he learned that at Police college..."always make a note"] he could have been easy prey.......but no......squelch,squelch...sink.sink.......all that might have been left would have been his police helmet........I see the film title..."The strange case of the missing Cooper"

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

The Patrol Car being rear ended by Smiler and Tom on the delivery bicycle built for two.