The Most Dangerous #20

MoodyBlue

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Poor Cooper.......his wife decides to improve their holidays in Ibiza [in Marina's words "I know it...it's that place with a Z"]...and takes Spanish lessons.....and it's PAELLA for breakfast !!.......now,we all know shellfish.......1 dodgy prawn,and he will have a season ticket for his lavatory !!...maybe then....his deliberately shrunken underpants would fit him !!!!
 

MoodyBlue

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A giant panda !!!....with a flat cap and waiscoat..... sitting on a wall....in the wilds of West Yorkshire !!!.....IMPOSSIBLE !!!....
Did it stop our brave constable investigating and approaching ?????...NO.....
With pen and notebook in hand [he learned that at Police college..."always make a note"] he could have been easy prey.......but no......squelch,squelch...sink.sink.......all that might have been left would have been his police helmet........I see the film title..."The strange case of the missing Cooper"
 
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