Time Capsules #5

[Barrychuckle]

Ok, I need a bit of artistic licence on this one......

I'm guessing she'd probably not want to give up anything, certainly not for others to dig up for free! But that aside what do you think Auntie would have put in her time capsule?

 

[Amos Hames 2]

A bicycle Bell

 

[theatrically_inclined]

a piece of paper with the code to open the capsule written on it

 

[Roger]

Her shotgun.

 

[mashibinbin]

Arkwright's phone number.

 

[Pearl]

Her last will and testament.

 

[Barrychuckle]

A 'one day only' sale sign

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Her Emergency contact number to cover if she is still alive when they dig it up or the name of the country's top Clairvoyant to cover sales from beyond the grave.

 

[Roger]

A bottle of home-made elderflower wine.

 

[Barrychuckle]

A bill for damage done whilst opening the time capsule

 

[wstol]

A tea bag that's been used five times.

 

[Adrian Morris]

A purse with at least three locks on it.

 

[maltrab]

A Scammers guide book

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Her go to wedding present a Vase so when the first person puts their hand in the capsule they get it stuck in it and have to pay for it.

 

[Amos Hames 2]

A box full of beards

 

[Graham]

A battery & high voltage capacitor, to discharge into the first person who dared touch it.

 

[mashibinbin]

A box full of beards

For when things threaten to get hairy with customers!

 

[mashibinbin]

A battery & high voltage capacitor, to discharge into the first person who dared touch it.

I'm sure we all know Auntie knew how to charge people!

 

[Barrychuckle]

I'm sure we all know Auntie knew how to charge people!

You must be in great demand this time of year writing the Christmas cracker jokes

 

[captain clutterbuck]

You must be in great demand this time of year writing the Christmas cracker jokes

I'm here looking for 20% from the Dragons for my fledgling Christmas Cracker business Wallop, Bang , Flash by Mash .