To all the guests.

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To all the guests that may be taking a peek, A Very Merry Christmas to you all. Join us and have fun all year round.
Captain, where have you hidden that buttle of rom?... ERR, bottle of rum.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

As a rather poor Ventriloquist whilst I did go to the store to buy one to share, sadly with a gig coming up in a couple of days I had to practice when I asked for it . Well after several requests for a "Gottle of Gum" the shop assistant sensed my anger and increasing anxiety, called Security and sent me packing not empty handed as you would expect but with two packs of Rowntrees Fruit sweets