Brian ,
I thought your followed the lead of your fellow countrymen when you came to visit the UK and Summerwine country and you'd have travelled in a "Fried out Combie" not a luxury Merc !
Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady , she made me nervous [well that could have been Mrs Jack Attacliffe, Nora, Ivy , Pearl or Edie]
She took me in and gave me "a good old Yorkshire breakfast "
And she said
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover ( Always rains in the UK )