How about this line?
"Don't tell me we've come all this way and God's not in"
"Anyone who's daft enough to need your advice wouldn't have the brains to dial your number in the first place!"
"Bog off you Chinese twit!"
"Hello little pillock"
"Hello little pillock"
Was it Foggy to Compo
"Hello little pillock"
Was it Foggy to Compo
Or Seymour to Compo