I dared to step into where no man should go, Tesco's today, there was a tune playing on the PA system that I swear had the same short lyrics going on for 4-5 minutes, I reckon the artist went into the studio, sung a few words, then then...
I don't know if you still need a platform ticket in a UK railway station anymore. You did have to pay at one time to go onto the platform, even if you didn't actually go on a train.
Was it Bandit form Stoke on Trent. The lady having driving lessons outside the fish and chip shop. Didn't she crash into a florists display across the road?