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The road name of the street were I live changes on a bend in the road. The street name sign for my road is now in front of the house that is the last before the road name changes - the sign was previously on their fence by their back...

Our Postie had to verify my age the other day, the parcel contained a eclectic tin opener and was classed as a bladed item

Don't talk about non-ladder guys! On our terrace each property has a porch light, these are, as you should be able to guess, in the porch, but not all of them. Along at number 15 and number 25 the porch light is mounted, about 9 feet up...

Don't talk about non-ladder guys! On our terrace each property has a porch light, these are, as you should be able to guess, in the porch, but not all of them. Along at number 15 and number 25 the porch light is mounted, about 9 feet up...

My dropwire is hanging off the wall. The sent a non-ladder climbing guy to fix it. Now the upper part of the wire flaps in the breeze!

I hear Maltrab writes impossible cryptic crosswords for the residents of Hell :devil2:

Didn't quite have the same as you T, but when BT wanted to optic me in they had to apply to Corwall Housing, the owners of the footpath that needed digging, they had to send the application to the "Committee", who then had to return the...

And Situations Vacant.

It's getting to that time of year when they need to point at stuff and say " this is what your council tax was spent on this year " so that we it didn't think it all went on the 54 councillors fact finding mission with their spouses and...

Auditioning for Three men and a Wangle it seems!

Sharp practice that!

Excellent, as is The Moonbather - it's a real shame there weren't more of these chronicles as Roy Clarke excels himself in them in my view.

Oooh getting interesting.

My B.I.L moved a few months ago, the house had a BT socket in the hall, the cable run from the socket to the junction box on the pole close by, yet BT said there was no line to the home and wanted £120 to install one, so we checked and...