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Clegg says, you remember when you had to press button B to get your money back? Well I never got past A Compo had a girlfriend that worked for Wimpy And he says, she's got a lot of Joan Crawford in her. Come on @Roger

This is annoying because I know it but it's not in my brain!

Many of you will recall the little cobblers shop at the bottom of Rotcher Road in Holmfirth, here is a picture of the previous tenant

All but last last clue

Wally would hide and hope she'd go for a tango.

I am to be fair

Then I will pop round for a Tango

Please don't give it a " Nora rug clean with a Carpet Beater" type treatment or it'll be down for months.

I have just rushed down and put a tenner credit in the meter, so the internet worldwide keeps working

Are we talking the male version of cleaning or the female version? Like are things on the mantle piece going to be lifted or just cleaned round?

Will you need to be wear Howards floral apron for such a chore?

Only if you change the Frugal valve at the same time

I heard from one of my colleagues at my Internet supplier that they’re re-introducing “Internet Cleaning Day” on the 3rd December at 12:03AM The plan would be to shut down the internet and scrub it clean which should take no longer than...