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  1. dick

    dick Well-Known Member

    What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede ??...........................Bacon and legs !:rolling:
     
  2. dick

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    What do you get if you cross a computer with a big dog !................................A Megabyte ! :08:
     
  3. Electrical Entwistle

    Electrical Entwistle Well-Known Member

    A weasel walks into a pub. The bartender says, "Wow! I have never had a weasel come in before. What can I get you?"

    "Pop", goes the weasel.
     
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  4. cornishman

    cornishman The Coder Staff Member

    brilliant :D
     
  5. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    Final February 14th one

    What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
    He gives it a valenshine!
     
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  6. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
    It was a case of guppy love.
     
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  7. barmpot

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    What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
    "I've got a crutch on you!"


    groan and groan again ...
     
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  8. barmpot

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    "Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
    "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
     
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  9. barmpot

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    What did one light bulb say to the other?
    "I love you a whole watt!"
     
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  10. barmpot

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    Why do valentines have hearts on them?
    Because spleens would look pretty gross!


    .....
     
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  11. barmpot

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    Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
    Jon: "Really?"
    Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
     
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  12. barmpot

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    What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
    "You're fun to hang around with."


    old ones are best ...
     
  13. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    What did one pickle say to the other?
    "You mean a great dill to me."
     
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  14. barmpot

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    What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
    A hug and a quiche!
     
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  15. barmpot

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    What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
    "I find you very attractive."


    still groaning ...
     
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  16. barmpot

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    What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
    "I'm sweet on you!"


    yet even more groans ...
     
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  17. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
    Sure, they're very scent-imental!

    more groans ....
     
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  18. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    What did the Valentines card say to the stamp?
    Stick with me and we'll go places!


    groan groan
     
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  19. barmpot

    barmpot Well-Known Member

    Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
    It was Valenswine's Day!
     
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  20. dick

    dick Well-Known Member

    I bet your brain feels brand new..................................Seeing as how you hardly use it !:08:

    Why do surgeons wear masks..............................Any mistakes, no one will know who did it !:eek::rolling:

    I'm starting a job as a human cannonball!.................................................................... I bet you get fired !!:22:
     
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